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CraftyPants Minecraft Server

achievement, Analysis, Brainstorming, CraftyPants, creativity, Decision making, determination, doubt, experimentation, growth, innovation, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, Planning, problem solving, progress, Server, strategy, success, trial and error, uncertainty, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	1876

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Votes:	6771	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, appropriate, commendable, culture, DAUGHTER, DisgustCraft, Expectation, healthy, judgmental, Minecraft, Misogyny, Noble, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, progressive, Self Respect, Server, telling off, Views

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

aita, birth certificate, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, daughter’s name, Decision making, family dynamics, Hassle, in-laws, mental health, name spelling, NoNameChange4Daughter, physical health, postpartum, social security card, stress, Suffocated, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5105	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

accident aftermath, bone fracture, broken arm, broken leg, Healing time, healthcare choice, injury comparison, injury management, LegOrArmBroke, Medical advice, medical decision, Minecraft, mobility limitations, orthopedic consultation, orthopedic injury, orthopedic specialist, pain management, physical pain, recovery process, recovery strategies, rehabilitation journey, smp, treatment options

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3569	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!

Welcome to The Rat Tavern: Where the mods are as wild as the rats!

Class Systems, Craft to Exiles 2, Create, Discord link, Dungeons, Factions, Griefing, hang out, Ip:, Lite RPG, mine Colonies, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Mods, More Realms, PvP, rat, Rats, Roleplaying, TAVERN, team-up, Version 1.20.1, Wild

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

PvP is Allowed!
Lite RPG Encouraged
No Griefing!
Class Systems
More Realms
Mine colonies, Create, dungeons, and more!

IP	therattavern.g-portal.rocks
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/therattavern-modpak
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/therattavern

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed.
Are players encouraged to engage in lite roleplaying?	Yes, lite roleplaying is encouraged.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.1.
How can I find out more about the server?	Join The Rat Tavern’s Discord for more information.

Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Breakfast, Caffeine, canadian cuisine, Canadian culture, canadian restaurants, coffee, donuts, Double-Double, drive thru, Epic, fast food, Minecraft, morning routine, Server, Tim Hortons, tim hortons breakfast, Tim Hortons coffee, tim hortons donuts, tim hortons drive-thru, tim hortons menu, tim hortons timbits, timbits, Timmies

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Enchantments Applied:	169	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9554
Farms Harvested:	889	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than Skyrim

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Villages Defended:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiver stress, communication breakdown, Decision making, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family responsibilities, Family Support, Frustration, intergenerational issues, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!

Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!