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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Farms Harvested:	118
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crops Grown:	7174	Players Killed by Monsters:	7960
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Votes:	1081
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2577	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	8214
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	New Chunks Explored:	400803
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Animals Bred:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

hardrockskyblock

Community, Discord, Economy, hardrockskyblock, Minecraft, New Year, Parkour, planned servers, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Love Letters Sent:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

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