New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • WhopperCraft99

    WhopperCraft99
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 3484
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Animals Bred: 103
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good ol’ days when you could get a 99 cent Whopper in the USA? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that – a delicious deal that you won’t believe! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated burgers, epic battles with creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. So come on down and experience the nostalgia of cheap Whoppers and even cheaper thrills on our server!

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  • GazaVax Minecraft Server

    GazaVax Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 7044
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 519173
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4192 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy polio vaccination zones just like in Gaza! fight against hordes of zombies and skeletons to protect the precious vaccines and save the world from a polio apocalypse! build giant syringes and vaccine factories to show off your medical skills! join now and be a hero in the battle against polio, only on our server!

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  • CraftyHamasPollFraud

    CraftyHamasPollFraud
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5572
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the craziest secrets like IDF uncovering evidence that Hamas be falsifying opinion poll results on oct 7. u gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form. join now to be part of the drama and chaos, who knows what other scandals we’ll uncover next. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, u won’t find a better community anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness now!

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  • Blocky Relief Co.

    Blocky Relief Co.
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 572
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 136
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2117 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the magical healing powers of taking giant shits! no more headaches, just pure relaxation and relief as you build, mine, and explore in our wacky world. our server is like a toilet for your soul, flushing away all your worries and leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. come join us and let the healing power of poop guide you to victory!

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  • ChandraCraft: Invest in Discovery!

    ChandraCraft: Invest in Discovery!
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 1791
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ da Chandra space telescope up in dis bish! we be investin’ trillions in defense n’ religious stuff, but congress be actin’ all shady ’bout allocatin’ just $70 million for dis bomb observatory dat be droppin’ mad discoveries ’bout da universe. like, come on, we be needin’ dis telescope to find dem hidden diamondz in da sky or sumthin’! join us on dis server n’ help us save da Chandra space telescope, cuz who knows what secrets we be uncoverin’ up in dis joint! #SaveTheChandraTelescope #MinecraftMadness

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  • Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft

    Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 2987
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Gods Slained: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dawn MC Server

    Overview:

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla
    Focus Enhancing multiplayer fun while maintaining classic vanilla gameplay
    Community Small, close-knit, friendly

    Rules:

    1. Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
    2. 21+ community only.
    3. Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
    4. Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
    5. Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area.
    6. Seek approval to build close to other players.

    Apply:

    If you are interested in joining the Dawn MC server, please apply here.

    If you have any questions, reach out on our Discord.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How long has the community been around? The community has been around for over four years.
    What is the age requirement? The community is for 21+ age group only.
    Are there any specific rules regarding building? Avoid building in the spawn area without approval and seek permission to build close to others.

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  • RegretCraft Minecraft Server

    RegretCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 8217
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Farms Harvested: 580
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

    We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

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  • The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

    The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 5839
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

    Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

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  • PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

    PixelPerfect Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 6231
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

    We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

    Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

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  • CraftyCampNoWay

    CraftyCampNoWay
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 4112
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8947 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 6962 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Runes Activated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Enchantments Applied: 100

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

    And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

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