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HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6050

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ores Mined:	8280	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	297
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magic Items Found:	5469
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Players Killed by Monsters:	876	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Votes:	6012
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2515	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	80	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	52	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!