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Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further than lefort THREMBO! Join us for a wild ride of cold shower therapy and calithe watch! Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have the refreshing feeling of a cold shower and the excitement of watching calithe do…whatever it is calithe does! Trust us, once you join lefort THREMBO, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
Crafty McCraftface: Where Healing Happens
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, come join our server where the industry is healing!Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!
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CraftyVillage: Where It’s Always Spring and We’re Always Mining
Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like it’s spring all year round? Look no further! Our server is filled with blooming flowers, chirping birds, and sunshine for days. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground garden filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Join us and experience the joys of spring in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t want to leaf this server once you join. -
LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!
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Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!
But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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Block Party Madness: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party! #MinecraftFridays
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by llamas wearing top hats.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rich that it poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.
So why waste your weekend on boring activities when you could be joining our server and experiencing the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!
Minecraft Server Overview
About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it! Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla What We Offer - Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
- Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
- Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
- NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
- DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
- Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
- Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.
★ Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord
Information:
★ IP: canopymc.net
★ Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord
★ Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map
FAQ
Question Answer How often is the map reset? We just reset the map on July 13th and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. What type of server is it? We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. How many players are typically online? We typically have 50 people online at any given time. -
AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a judo match with a roulette wheel? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had players match fixing races to determine the strongest hero in a final match! And if that’s not crazy enough, we also have Twitter drama trending with hashtags like “I hate France” and “match rigging” – it’s like the Olympics, but with way more drama and way less sportsmanship. Join us for the worst (but most entertaining) Minecraft experience in history! -
NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP
Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!