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Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2957	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	986

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	221
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Votes:	4507	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!