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LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	170	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crops Grown:	7781

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Farms Harvested:	803	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	121
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	155	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

Abandoned, abandonment, Conflict, CreeperCult, Crisis, disillusionment, extremism, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Insecurity, iran, Islamic, lebanon, loyalty, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, Politics, resistance, sectarianism, ShiA, Supporters, Terrorism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	9024
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	1666

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

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