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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5434 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 125 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5744 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
oh, and did i mention dat every full moon, a herd of flying pigs spawn and drop enchanted golden apples? yea, it’s wild. and if u build a house out of cheese, u get a special power-up dat lets u fly around da server like a superhero.
but wait, there’s more. if u defeat da evil dragon boss, u get a crown made of emeralds and everyone on da server has to bow down to u. it’s like, da ultimate power move. so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.