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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4498 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 160 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 830521 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!