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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2642 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
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