Rect – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Rect-Free Minecraft SMP Haven

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Tired of running into creepers and zombies in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is a pedo and tranner-free zone! Say goodbye to those unsavory characters and hello to a server where you can build and mine in peace.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, that’s classified information!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

BirthBlock Minecraft Server

alone, baby, Birth, BirthBlock, car sales, Commitment, Decision making, family, Girlfriend, goals, Hospital, House, Labor, Minecraft, MONEY, nephew, newborn, Priorities, relationships, Server, Sleep, Support, work

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s sister’s labor story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will make you forget all about family drama.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a baby zombie pops out of nowhere! Just like your girlfriend’s sister’s baby, but way less messy. And instead of driving 3 hours to the hospital, you can just teleport to different biomes in seconds.

Don’t worry about taking a half day off work to meet the baby, because on our server, you can play 24/7 without any guilt trips. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like an asshole for prioritizing your goals and dreams.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only labor pains you’ll experience are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your girlfriend over text.

NoseJobNoNoSis

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will boost your confidence and make you feel like a million diamonds? Look no further than our server! Just like how compliments helped OP feel better about her nose, our players will shower you with praise for your epic builds and skills.

Join our server and leave your insecurities at the door – because in this virtual world, everyone is beautiful, even those blocky noses! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel the need for a nose job again. Who needs plastic surgery when you have a pickaxe and some redstone?

And hey, if you’re feeling down about your nose or anything else, our players will lift you up with their kind words and hilarious jokes. We’re like a therapy session, but with creepers and Endermen!

So come on over to our server and let us show you that you’re perfect just the way you are. And hey, if you still want that nose job, we won’t judge – we’ll just build you a giant nose-shaped house to celebrate!

VictoryGardenSMP2021

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of craziness! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying diamond eggs! It’s like a farm on crack, but in a good way!

So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret portal to a land of talking potatoes. They were all like, “Join us in the victory gardens and grow magical crops to save the world!” And I was like, “Sure, why not? Sounds like a good time!”

But then, out of nowhere, a giant carrot monster appeared and started attacking everyone! It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. We all banded together and defeated the carrot monster with our enchanted hoes and shovels. It was epic!

So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and grow some crazy crops in your victory garden, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #FarmOnCrack #TalkingPotatoes #CarrotMonsterMadness

TechTimeWarp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as your grandma’s flip phone? Well, look no further because our server is like the fountain of youth for your virtual adventures!

Join us and experience the magic of a server where even the oldest piece of tech you still own would be considered cutting edge. Our server is so advanced, it makes Elon Musk’s inventions look like child’s play.

Rumor has it, our server is powered by ancient alien technology that has been hidden from the world for centuries. Some say that playing on our server will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and explore a world where the impossible becomes possible, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal youth in the process.

CraftyWars Minecraft Server

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lol so this server is like the ultimate battleground, just like poland sending mad cash to ukraine for some epic military action! we got crazy pvp battles, like you’ve never seen before, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, because who knows, maybe poland will send you some military aid too!

CraftyDefence2.5GB

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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world? well this server is the place for u! we got giant battles with tanks made out of diamonds and helicopters that shoot out chickens. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks on other players. join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Climate Change Africa

#sustainability, 1.5°C threshold, Africa, carbon footprint, CHANGE, climate, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate models, climate policy, climate projections, climate science, Crafty, emission scenarios, environmental impact, future predictions, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, research, study, temperature rise

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we have climate change so lit, Africa be hitting that 1.5C threshold by 2040! We got low emission scenarios that are so high, you’ll be sweating in your diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride as we build renewable energy sources like solar panels made out of creepers and wind turbines powered by Ender Dragons. Let’s save the planet one block at a time, fam!

TheClickNetwork

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Join our community in discord and ask as many questions as you want we will answer them! Our Minecraft server will be a fun and great experience for you to play on so we hope you enjoy our Minecraft server. We would also like new helpers for the Minecraft server! theclickedsmp.com

209.133.199.198:50306

ReborniaCraft

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Reborniacraft is a dedicated Survival server for you and your friends to have fun! Our community is focused on providing a balanced, challenging and adventurous game experience.

jogar.rebornia.com.br

The Eternal Region

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Minecraft Server:	The Eternal Region
Type:	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Restriction:	18+
Server Status:	Whitelisted
Server Age:	3 weeks

Overview:

The Eternal Region is a fresh, community-driven Minecraft SMP for dedicated survival players. It offers a whitelisted, vanilla-based experience for players to build, explore, and interact with a friendly, mature community. The server is only three weeks old, providing ample opportunity for players to make their mark in this growing world.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

1. How can I join The Eternal Region?

To join the server, you can apply through the Discord server at https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG. Make sure to read the #rules section before applying.

2. What makes The Eternal Region unique?

Fundamentally Vanilla: The server has no game-breaking plugins, only quality-of-life improvements.
Community-Driven: Polls decide updates, events, and changes on the server.
Expanding World Border: The world border started at 1,000 blocks and grows 250 blocks daily.
Survival Island Spawn: Players can team up or venture solo into the expanding wilderness from the survival island spawn.
No Phantoms, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells: The server implements various changes to maintain a good balance of gameplay.
Simple Voice Chat: Enhance interactions with proximity chat on the server.

3. What can I expect on The Eternal Region?

Players can expect an exciting, collaborative environment where they can participate in events, build their own empires, explore a growing world, and engage with a welcoming community of like-minded players. The server offers a fresh start for players looking for a new Minecraft home.

4. Is there a time limit to join the server?

There is no specific time limit to join The Eternal Region, but joining early on allows players to be part of the server’s history and development from the beginning. New players are encouraged to apply and experience the adventure together with the community.