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Rect-Free Minecraft SMP Haven

alertness, avoidance, Awareness, Caution, Community, crime, fear, Haven, haven’t seen, Minecraft, Months, Pedophiles, Protection, public spaces, Rect, RectFree, Reporting, Safety concerns, Safety Measures, SECURITY, smp, suspicious behavior, Transgender, vigilance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Tired of running into creepers and zombies in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is a pedo and tranner-free zone! Say goodbye to those unsavory characters and hello to a server where you can build and mine in peace.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, that’s classified information!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

AthleteCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, AthleteCraft, athletes, athletic performance, determination, discipline, Endurance, Exercising, Fast, FITNESS, health, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, physical strength, self improvement, Server, SPEED, sports, STRONG, Training, wellness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of your mom roasting you for not being as strong and fast as athletes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate virtual athlete! Run, jump, and mine your way to victory while proving your mom wrong in the most epic way possible. Who needs real exercise when you can just exercise your gaming skills instead? Join now and show your mom who’s boss!

GGamerGaterNick and the SMP Journalists – Minecraft SMP Edition

black niggerman, blackrock, bribes, Edition, ESG, far right nazis, game journalists, GamerGate, gamergate 2.0, gamergaters, gaming media, GGamerGaterNick, Jews, Journalists, left, Minecraft, Minorities, Nick, positive coverage, rat in the room, redditors of /v/, sexist incels, smp, sweet baby, toxic revisionists

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, scandalous accusations, and epic battles against the evil forces of Sweet baby, blackrock, and ESG!

We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!

FridgeRageCraft

decor, decorating, decorations, distant, fancy baskets, Flowers, Food, FridgeRageCraft, fridgescaping, frustrating, hobby, intimacy-wise, jars, meticulous, ORGANIZED, quick bite, Relieving, stupid, trend, uninviting, vases

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3341	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Are you tired of dealing with a fridge that’s more decorated than a fancy art gallery? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fridges are just fridges and not a canvas for your spouse’s artistic endeavors!

On our server, you can build your own fridge however you want – whether you prefer a minimalist approach or want to go all out with decorations, the choice is yours! No more vases blocking your access to the milk or fancy baskets hiding your snacks.

Plus, join now and receive a special bonus: a fridge decorating kit that includes virtual flowers, vases, and fancy jars to unleash your creativity in-game. Who needs a real fridge when you can have a virtual one that’s always organized to your liking?

Don’t let “fridgescaping” ruin your appetite or your relationships – join our server and build the fridge of your dreams today!

Anxie-Tea Minecraft SMP

AnxieTea, anxiety, aromatherapy, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, progressive muscle relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Enchantments Applied:	201	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to chillax and forget about your anxiety! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more diamonds and less judgment.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.

And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!

So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?

CraftyCatchphrase

catchphrase, Character, comedy, CraftyCatchphrase, dialogue, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, LAUGH, Life, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quirky, script, series, Show, Sitcom, tagline, television, TV, Witty

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

VisaCraft Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, academic exchange, AVOID, cultural exchange, foreign scholars, going home, higher education, immigration, immigration reform, international students, Minecraft, policy, Press, research, restrictions, Russian scholars, Server, student visas, study abroad, US, visa changes, VisaCraft, work visas

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where russian scholars are pressin’ the US for visa changes just to avoid goin’ home! why deal with real life drama when you can escape to a virtual world full of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans? plus, you never know when a russian scholar might pop in and ask for your help in changin’ visas – talk about excitement! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen!

CyberPupz Deployed in Ukraine

Artificial Intelligence, autonomous robots, CyberPupz, defense systems, deployed, Dogs of War, military advancements, military deployment, military drones, military equipment, military innovation, Military operations, military robots, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, ROBOT, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have robot dogs of war fighting in ukraine for some reason lol. like, who even came up with that idea? but it’s totally awesome and you gotta see it to believe it. our robot dogs are equipped with laser eyes and rocket launchers, ready to take on any enemy that dares to challenge them.

not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic battle. we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of robot dogs, then maybe stay away. but seriously, why would you be scared of robot dogs? they’re awesome.

CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts

2022 census, Accuracy, CensusCraft2022, Challenges, criticism, data analysis, data quality, demographics, Dorrington, Dorringtons, doubts, Government, Implications, methodology, Moultrie, Planning, Population, research, resource allocation, south africa, South African census, statistics, survey, UTILITY

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

so, like, u know how census is like super boring and stuff? well, not on this server, bro! we got the most epic census ever in 2022 in South Africa, and let me tell u, it was wild! like, there were unicorns and dragons filling out forms, it was insane!

so, if u wanna be part of something truly epic and mind-blowing, join our server now! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and unicorns, then maybe u should just stay away. but seriously, join us now and let’s make history together!

Flyin’ High and Takin’ Names: The Modded Airborne Conquest Server

airborne, Automation, Botania Cannons, Cannons, Conquest, Discord, FACTORY, Flyin, HIGH, innovation, invention, magic mods, Mining Ship, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, names, Plasma Cannons, recipes, rftools, Server, Shield Projector, ship building, SKY, takin, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Airborne Conquest Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.12.2 Valkyrien Skies
Key Mods	Mekanism, Immersive Engineering, OpenComputers, Botania, Redstone Paste
Modpack Size	143 mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How much RAM is recommended for running the modpack?	3 gigabytes of RAM (not recommended).
Can I start building my ship quickly on the server?	Yes, plentiful recipes are edited to allow you to start building within your first hour of playing.
Where can I join the Discord server?	Join the Discord Server

KodomoCraft Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime forums, Childhood, Coming of Age, controversial, discussion, fan community, Fandom, Japanese culture, Kodomo no jikan, KodomoCraft, Manga, Manga community, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, school life, Server, slice of life, taboo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a world where Kodomo no Jikan was the hottest topic on /a/! Our server is filled with dedicated fans who built pixel art tributes to their favorite characters and reenacted scenes from the manga in-game. Join us for epic role-playing adventures where you can be a student at the controversial school from the series or even a time-traveling teacher trying to keep everything under control. With regular events like “Loli Dance Parties” and “Pocky Eating Contests,” there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why even /a/ couldn’t resist the allure of our wacky world!