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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 400 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!