Halfpint420’s Ex Minecraft Server

break up, Cheating, cheating girlfriend, Cuckolding, Discord, ex girlfriend, getting over a breakup, Halfpint420s, HEARTBREAK, hippie lifestyle, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal politics, long-distance relationship, Love Triangle, Minecraft, reclaiming love, relationship advice, self-esteem issues, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like halfpint420 getting stolen by an old liberal vaxxed hippie with a massive cock. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun and excitement waiting for you on our server. Build your dream world, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and maybe even find your own virtual love story (hopefully without any cheating involved).

So come on over and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might just find your own Cheyenne waiting for you in the pixelated wilderness. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Spartan SMP: Where Spartans survive by shopping, kitting, and jobbing in vanilla goodness 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Additions, Adventure, BUILD, Challenging, Community, compatibility, cross-version, diamonds, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Features, gameplay, goodness, jobbing, Jobs, Kits, Kitting, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, shopping, Shops, smp, spartan, Spartans, SURVIVE, Thrive, Trade, Vanilla, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9727	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	31

Spartan SMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/these-blurays-were-worth-every-dollar/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Spartan SMP Minecraft Server!

Join our dynamic Minecraft community where survival meets exciting features. Spartan SMP offers a classic survival experience with a range of additions to enhance your gameplay:

Features	Description
Survival Gameplay	Explore, build, and thrive in a challenging survival world.
Shops & Economy	Engage in our player-driven economy with shops and trade using diamonds.
Custom Kits	Enjoy unique kits to help you survive and adventure.
Jobs	Take on various jobs to earn rewards and contribute to the server’s economy.
Cross-Version Support	Play on version 1.20.4 and enjoy compatibility with the latest Minecraft versions, including Bedrock and Java.

We’re dedicated to fostering a mature, friendly, and respectful environment. We believe in treating others with respect and kindness to ensure everyone has a great time.

Ready to join us? Connect to our server with IP: 147.135.30.196:25611 and hop into our Discord community at https://discord.gg/spartansmp for more details and to get started.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. We have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We have a list of approved mods that are allowed on the server. Please check with the server admins for the list of approved mods.

Q: How can I report a player for rule violations?

A: You can report a player by contacting a server admin or using the /report command in the game.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as PvP tournaments, build competitions, and scavenger hunts for all players to participate in.

UglyDateMinecraftServer

Alt-Right, Chads, DATING, double standards, gender dynamics, Incels, internet culture, internet forums, Meme culture, Misogyny, online communities, online dating, POL, relationships, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, trolling, ugly guys, UglyDateMinecraftServer

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5568	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of dating Chads who only care about their looks and not your personality? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have to date ugly guys like me! But don’t worry, we make up for it with our amazing building skills and sense of humor. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated romance and blocky adventures. Who needs a Chad when you can have a creeper-loving cutie like me? Join now and find your true blocky love!

WhyDoITryCraft SMP

anime lover, Contentment, coping with emotions, feeling discouraged, finding happiness, inner peace, Introvert, lack of motivation, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, questioning efforts, seeking answers, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, smp, why do I even try, WhyDoITryCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato and watching anime all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by building giant anime-themed structures to appease the Minecraft gods. Rumor has it that if you build a massive Naruto statue, you’ll gain the power to run as fast as him in-game. Plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for a good laugh. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and say goodbye to your anime binge-watching days!

HomeOfficeHub Minecraft Server

Calls, co-working spaces, compromise, dedicated office, Home office, HomeOfficeHub, husband off for summer, living room workspace, Minecraft, music studio, Pregnancy, pregnancy hormones, school holidays, Server, sharing space, start up, third trimester, work environment, working from dining table, working from home, working patterns, working remotely

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Votes:	730
Farms Harvested:	634	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and navigating through the chaos of virtual life.

Need a break from real-life drama like pregnancy hormones and living room office battles? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape where you can create your own world without any restrictions (except maybe the occasional unplanned call from a virtual boss).

With rooms like a library with no desk space (thanks, husband), a bunny-filled sitting area, and an attic recording studio without a door, you’ll never run out of quirky places to explore and build in. And don’t worry about safety – we promise our virtual ladders are much easier to climb than in real life.

So leave the vacuuming and dishwasher duties to someone else (maybe a virtual villager?) and dive into the madness of our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-working space when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join us now and let the virtual adventures begin!

NoShowMommaCraft

Argument, brunch, busy schedule, celebration, changing plans, christmas, college friends, Communication, engagement dinner, Events, friend group, missing out, monthly gatherings, new parent, NoShowMommaCraft, parent life, partner, showing up, Understanding, UNFAIR, Upset

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Towns Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Millie’s excuses for missing out on events! Just like Millie’s disappearing act, you never know what surprises await you in our server.

With more twists and turns than Millie trying to change plans to accommodate her baby, our server will keep you on your toes. Who needs brunch when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Unlike Millie, who always seems to have a reason to bail, our server will never let you down. You’ll be partying with us every day, no excuses needed!

So come join us and leave the drama behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found the most diamonds! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with Millie’s excuses.

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, Caffeine, discomfort, electronics, fear of the dark, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night snacks, medication, Nightmares, noise, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, smp, stress, uncomfortable mattress, worries

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3086
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!

BlockbusterBusters

Beloved, BlockbusterBusters, classic, Creative bankruptcy, fan favorite, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, Movie, Never, Nostalgia, opinion, original, remake, remake culture, Sacred, sacrilege, should never, Timeless, Unnecessary, untouchable

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	826
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Canceled, canceled again, cnn, Competition, concerns, contamination, environmental concerns, Event, France, health risks, outdoors, Paris, Pollution, River Seine, RiverCraftTriathlonFun, Safety, sports, swimming, Training, triathlon, water quality

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Emeralds Found:	3044	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

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