Minecraft Madness: ‘hey /b/’ – Join the Craziest Server Ever with Tons of Memes and Mayhem! #minecraft #onlinefun

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and lawless as the high seas? Well, look no further! Join our server and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and adventure.

Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where anything goes and pirates roam free. Need a break from building? Take a ride on a pirate ship and plunder some booty with your fellow blocky buccaneers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous and hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From crazy pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky creepers!

NATOvsRussiaMC

aggression, Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Divisions, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, fm, foreign policy, international relations, Lithuania, Military, Moscow, nato, NATOvsRussiaMC, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	125	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got lithuanian FM saying russia is like, no match for NATO’s military, and like, moscow is relying on our divisions, like what even bro?? join us and be part of this epic battle of epicness, where u can build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take on russia like a boss. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and be a part of history in the making!! #minecraftarmy #russiavsNATO #lolz

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping districts and cross-play collide in chaos! (110 characters)

bedrock edition, Chaos, Characters, collide, Community Experience, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, districts, friendly community, Fun Environment, grief-free, INCLUSIVE, livesystem, Mob Drops, Online Map, player homes, Player Ranks, player trust, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Tweaks, Voting, welcoming server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Crafted Survival Overview

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes! We welcome all players to join Crafted Survival.
Do you allow griefing?	No, we have a griefer-free policy to ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I claim land?	You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting.

CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, concern, CraftyCatastrophe, disbelief, dismay, Distress, exclamation, Expression, fear, Minecraft, Oh No!, Panic, reaction, Server, shock, stress, Surprise, Trouble, unease, worry

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	853093	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with wacky surprises.

When I was young I’d put all the weird blocks on the Minecraft SMP

blocks, childhood memories, computer files, confidential information, digital security, family computers, hidden files, hidden folder, internet browsing, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, Put, secret stash, smp, sneaky behavior, Sting, taboo, teenage antics, tna, weird, weird porn, wrestling, young

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Mafia” – a group of llamas who run the black market in the server, trading rare items for emeralds and causing chaos wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hide your weird porn stash in the /wrestling/tna/sting/ folder – no one will ever look there!

Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	196
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Zombie Dances:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	7862
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Farms Harvested:	812
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

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