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Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Farms Harvested:	996
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5599	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Animals Bred:	102	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	3292	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2813
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.