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StepMomma’sCraft Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, challenging family dynamics, dad’s wife, difficult relationships, difficult stepmother, Dysfunctional family, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Minecraft, mother’s day, not calling, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, step-parenting, StepMommasCraft, stepmother, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sour patch adults in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own world without any mean comments from stepmothers!

Our server is perfect for those who want to avoid the vomit of the mouth and enjoy a nurturing-free environment. No need to worry about messy situations or hearing hurtful remarks from family members. Plus, we have 14 virtual grandkids waiting for you to visit in-game!

Join us and experience a world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day without the guilt trip. Build boats instead of worrying about college funds and enjoy the freedom of creating your own paradise away from the heat of Florida. Who needs real-life drama when you can have fun in our Minecraft server? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the madness!

CraftyCouplesFootballVsSwift

arguments, baby costs, bar hopping, college football, CraftyCouplesFootballVsSwift, Expenses, finances, flights, hospital bills, La, lodging, memphis, Oklahoma, Ole Miss, pregnant wife, Remodeling, SEC game, stress, tailgates, Taylor Swift, TICKETS, trip

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a Taylor Swift concert? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than planning a college football trip with your bros.

Need a break from real life responsibilities like remodeling a bedroom and worrying about hospital bills? Come chill with us and build your dream world in Minecraft instead!

Our server is so lit, even your pregnant wife will be begging you to cancel your trip just to spend more time playing with us. Who needs a trip to London or a Taylor Swift concert when you can have the time of your life in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from adulting and financial worries. Plus, we promise not to stress you out like real life does. 😉

BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, cyberbullying, digital citizenship, internet behavior, online boundaries, online communication, Online Community, online conflict resolution, online culture, online engagement, online etiquette, online harassment, online humor, online interactions, online negativity, online relationships, online reputation, online safety, online trolling, positive online presence, social media

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Animals Bred:	97
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	2206
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the secret rainbow sheep.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk.

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember, always bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes.

CarbonCraft: TulipTree Edition

carbon capture, carbon footprint, carbon locking, carbon neutral, carbon reduction, carbon sequestering, carbon storage, CarbonCraft, climate action, climate change, eco-friendly wood, Edition, environmental impact, forest conservation, green technology, Midwood, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable forestry, tree planting, Tulip Trees, TulipTree, wood type

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

omg u guiz u gotta join dis server cuz we got MIDWOOD, like wut even is dat? it’s like wood but betta cuz it locks in carbon like a boss. u can plant Tulip Trees and save da planet from climate change, like u gonna be a hero in dis server. join now and be a carbon-sequestering superstar, u won’t regret it! #savetheplanet #midwoodftw 🌳🌍💥

alkry network

Adventure, attack of the b team, Bedwars, Boxpvp, Creative, Custom, Economy, Factions, Gens, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prisons, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	101

ip mc.alkry.net version 1.8 a 1.20 ———————- have – survival custom – oneblock – boxpvp – gens And more

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YellowMC

advantages, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Bundles, Gamemodes, Keys, Mini Games, OneBlock, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, Survival, YellowMC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

We are YellowMC a very nice server! we have nice ranks keys and bundles that have super many advantages! The following gamemodes will come/are: survival, skyblock, oneblock, buildbattle and bedwars

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DysonSphere: Where creepers use solar panels instead of exploding!

Addon, Adventure, airships, Biomes, building, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Development, Download, DysonSphere, eureka, Exploding, GregTech, Materials, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, new mods, Panels, Ships, Solar, Space, Tech, Valkyrien Skies

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	618	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

The Dyson Sphere Minecraft Server

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	The Dyson Sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Overview:

Check out some screenshots here.

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

The Dyson Sphere modpack is built on Minecraft 1.20.1 and offers an immersive world filled with modded biomes, magic, and technology. The focus is on accessibility and engagement, making it ideal for players of all levels.

Our Promise:

With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with daily restarts.

Join Us!

Ready to be part of our community? Make a quick ticket on Discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with friends?	Yes, you can join the server with friends. Simply make a ticket on our Discord server for information on how to join together.
Do you have any rules for the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Are there any banned items in the modpack?	We have restricted a few items in the modpack to prevent any issues or conflicts. You can find the list of banned items on our Discord server.
How often do you update the modpack?	We regularly update the modpack to include new features, fix bugs, and improve gameplay. Stay tuned on our Discord server for update announcements.

MotherRussiaMC Server

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, MotherRussiaMC, occupation, political tension, russia, sanctions, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4047	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Russia couldn’t take over this simple Ukrainian village! Why, you ask? Because our villagers are armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to defend their pixelated homeland at all costs!

Join our server and witness epic battles between the villagers and the invading Russian forces, complete with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance from Herobrine himself! Will the villagers emerge victorious or will Russia finally conquer this tiny virtual village? Only one way to find out – join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

SMP_MalwareMastermind – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, computer security, computer virus, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, doubt, internet security, malware, malware detection, malware prevention, Malware Protection, Malware removal, Minecraft, online safety, skepticism, smp, SMP_MalwareMastermind, Technology, wrong

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous creepers who just want to see chaos ensue. So why wait? Join now for a truly explosive experience! And remember, if you’re not blowing up, you’re not playing right!

CraftyAmazonRecall

Amazon, consumer advocacy, consumer awareness, consumer education, consumer protection, consumer rights, consumer safety, CraftyAmazonRecall, e commerce, hazardous materials, hazardous products, online marketplace, online shopping, product compliance, product liability, product recall, product regulation, product safety, recall alert, Retail, retail industry

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.

oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.

so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.