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NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	288	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4345
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Players Killed by Monsters:	4054
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	957	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Farms Harvested:	644	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	190	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2090	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	585998
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Farms Harvested:	148	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	819
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4359	New Chunks Explored:	192505
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!