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PollsMC – The Real Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Accuracy, actual status, Citizens, current events, data analysis, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, INFORMATION, Minecraft, Political, PollsMC, public opinion, real, real polls, research, smp, statistics, survey, transparency, Truth, Voting

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2664	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	9491	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the theme is always “Build a giant potato wearing a tutu”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics”, where players compete in explosive events such as “Creeper Javelin” and “Enderman High Jump”.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyPOTUS – Minecraft Server for Political Shenanigans

CHANGE, Communication, CraftyPOTUS, Democracy, end of an era, finish his term, good run, Government, independent media, influence, leadership, Media, Minecraft, opposition, Political, Politics, power, Presidency, public opinion, real polls, Server, Shenanigans, state television, TRANSITION

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	1890
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9076

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server has been running for 14 years, but don’t worry, we still haven’t figured out how to tame those pesky wolves.

Join us and witness the end of an era as our fearless leader finally allows the opposition to take over the state television. The real polls must be devastating, but who cares when you can build giant statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs instead?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – including a pig riding a minecart straight into your house.

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	143	Divine Spears Created:	16

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

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We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

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For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	1424	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?	The values of HexArchon include community voice & transparency, huge range of playstyles, trust & respect, and dedicated updates.
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	2985	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
New Chunks Explored:	554606	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!

SoberCrafters

acceptance, alcohol, Attitudes, Behavior, Choices, Curiosity, Diversity, Drinking, habits, Individuality, influence, judgment, Lifestyle, norms, peer pressure, Perception, Preferences, SoberCrafters, Sobriety, socializing, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Animals Bred:	88

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is sober and sensible? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! We have lava shots, creeper cocktails, and even a special potion that turns you into a dancing pig!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). Build your dream castle, battle dragons with your friends, and party like it’s blocky 1999.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a blast, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around. Just make sure to leave your sobriety at the door!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Black Sea Fleet, challenge, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, occupation, peninsula, Politics, resistance, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Struggle, Ukraine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Emeralds Found:	4081	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit, it makes Ukraine pushing Russia’s Black Sea Fleet out of Crimea look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!

BeachBlockMassacre

African nation, al-qaeda, Al-Shabaab, beach attack, BeachBlockMassacre, CASUALTIES, EAST AFRICA, extremist group, Killed, militant group, Mogadishu, Police, SECURITY, somali, Somalia, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!