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Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.