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ClaymationCraft SMP – Earthbound Remake Squad

animation, Beloved, claymation, ClaymationCraft, Creative, cult classic, earthbound, Fan art, fan demand, Gaming, Innovative, long overdue, Nintendo, Nostalgia, quirky, remake, Retro, RPG, smp, squad, Unique, video game, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Earthbound on crack…literally!

Join us for a wild ride through a claymation world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with hilarious characters like Steve the Stoner, Enderman the EDM DJ, and Herobrine the Conspiracy Theorist.

But that’s not all! We have epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Showdown, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in 60 seconds. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Dance Party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring a helmet.

FactuallyFiction Minecraft SMP

amazing but true, astonishing revelations, bizarre facts, curious knowledge, FactuallyFiction, Fascinating Facts, fascinating tidbits, incredible information, interesting facts, jaw-dropping facts, mind-blowing trivia, Minecraft, odd but true, quirky facts, smp, strange but real, surprising facts, surprising information, unbelievable but true, unbelievable facts, unbelievable stories, unbelievable truths, weird facts

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is filled with crazy surprises and unexpected twists at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join in on the fun. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who give out life advice in exchange for wheat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

BlocktopiaEscape

Alone Time, art, balance, BlocktopiaEscape, Escape, everyday life, Exercise, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Music, Nature, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, stress relief, Therapy, travel, vacation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring routine in your life? Do you want to escape to a world where you can let your imagination run wild and build anything your heart desires? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Explore vast landscapes filled with mystical creatures and hidden treasures. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a giant statue of your pet chicken, Cluckington.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature said to possess the power of unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that those who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for a diamond-studded cake that grants you immortality. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyKillerz

consequences, CraftyKillerz, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal mindset, Criminal Psychology, Criminals., ethical dilemma, fear of getting caught, fear of punishment, Homicide, law enforcement, mental health, morality, murder, Psychopaths, serial killers, Sociopaths, willingness to kill

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4138
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3464	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can murder people without getting caught!!! we have a secret underground society of assassins who will teach you the art of stealth killing while wearing a chicken suit.

we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

so come join us and unleash your inner psychopath in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created!

TrueKingAnarchy: Where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught hacking! No resets, just chaos!

alliances, Anarchy, building projects, Caught, Chaos, Cheats, developers, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Fun, HACKING, Ip:, Minecraft, Place, Play, Plugins, Resets, rule, Server, Skills, Survival, TrueKingAnarchy, Upvote1Downvote, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended.

There are almost no plugins, using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn.

Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on the server, it is a vanilla experience.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, using hacks or cheats is not permitted on TrueKingAnarchy.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, with surprise encounters and challenges at every turn.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on TrueKingAnarchy, so be prepared for battles and alliances.
Can I build massive projects on the server?	Absolutely! Whether you’re building alone or with allies, feel free to take on massive building projects on the server.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyBanter, cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, discrimination, Diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, Respect, Server, social media, trannies, Transgender, twitter

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Votes:	1858	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon riding a unicycle while juggling TNT blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	131
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	1698
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8457
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!