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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9725 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 61 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.