Welcome to the most faptastic Minecraft server out there – /dft/! Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, on our server, you can post all about your wildest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session while playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hot, it’s literally heating up edition! We’ve got lava pits for you to jump into, fiery mobs to battle, and even a sauna where you can relax after a long day of mining and fapping.
So why wait? Join us on /dft/ and let your freak flag fly high in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want any creepers creeping where they shouldn’t be!
🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle sibling disputes with cookies! 🍪
👧 Picture this: Two nieces, Ann and Zoe, battling it out over peanut butter vs. oatmeal cranberry cookies. The drama, the suspense, the cookie cravings!
🔥 Join us for epic bake-offs, where the stakes are high and the cookies are higher. Will you choose Team Peanut Butter or Team Oatmeal Cranberry? The fate of the cookie kingdom is in your hands!
🐰 And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of pet rabbits and parrots to keep you company while you strategize your cookie conquest. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy cookie-filled world.
💥 So come on down to our server and let’s bake up some fun together. Who knows, you might just end up with a sweet victory (and a belly full of cookies)! 😉 #CookieWars #SiblingRivalry #MinecraftMadness
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a border with Belarus that’s so lit, even Donald Tusk is talking about it! we’re like, totally establishing a buffer zone to keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in.
our server is so wild, you’ll be dodging arrows and building forts like a pro in no time. plus, we have the most epic PvP battles that will make your head spin (literally, we have a mod for that).
seriously, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right?).
Yo, ever wanted to explore a land where no human has ever set foot? Well, this server is the place for you! We got a whole chunk of land that’s untouched by mankind, full of mystery and adventure. Rumor has it that there are diamond mountains taller than the Eiffel Tower and caves deeper than your ex’s love for you. Join us and be the first to discover the secrets of this uncharted territory. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MILLIONS OF DEATHS LINKED TO FINE PARTICULATE MATTER POLLUTION! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN BREATHE IN ALL THE POLLUTION YOU WANT WHILE BUILDING YOUR EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE. WHO NEEDS CLEAN AIR ANYWAY? COME JOIN US FOR A KILLER TIME (LITERALLY)! 😂🤣🤪🔥🏰 #PollutionIsFun #BreathInTheToxins #MinecraftMadness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.
Our server is home to a group of eccentric characters who will guide you through the wackiest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From Lia, the master of chaos, to Dizzy Dokuro, the skull-faced prankster, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the queen of explosions, and Eimi Isami, the fearless warrior who never backs down from a challenge. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun and mayhem. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you a cancelled racist chud who needs a fresh start in a new virtual world? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to rebuild your reputation and make new friends (who hopefully aren’t cancelled too). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even redemption for your past mistakes. Who knows, you might even become the hero of our server and leave your cancelled past behind for good. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re escaping a toxic family situation? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family that won’t call you a slut and a whore for wearing shorts or joining a coding club. Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and boundaries, just like you did when you went no contact with your mom’s husband. Plus, we have a special feature where you can invite your bio father to your virtual wedding while leaving out the toxic family members – they’ll never know what hit them! So come join us and let’s build a better, more supportive community together. You won’t regret it!
Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to make ends meet? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the wealthy players actually pay you to do their dirty work. That’s right, no more digging for hours on end just to afford a measly pickaxe. On our server, you’ll be living the high life, complete with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, all courtesy of your rich benefactors.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most bizarre and interesting sights you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, you’ll never run out of things to explore. And don’t even get us started on the talking pigs that offer valuable quests in exchange for rare items.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the life of luxury you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew that working for the wealthy could be so much fun?
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer? well, this server is the bomb diggity, fam. like, u won’t believe the craziness that goes down here.
first off, we got this epic story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas. yeah, llamas, bro. and rumor has it, if u find the secret llama temple, u unlock special powers that make u invincible in pvp.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground society of players who only communicate in emojis. u gotta crack their code to join, but once u do, u get access to the rarest items in the game. like, who knew emojis could be so powerful, right?
plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows. u can ride on rainbow bridges and battle evil unicorns for epic loot. it’s like a dream come true, man.
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar high, then this is the place for u. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🦙🎉🌈