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H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	3544
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Farms Harvested:	724
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4474	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	582593	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥