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MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	156	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magic Items Found:	7321	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crops Grown:	9730
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8218
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Potions Brewed:	103
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	981680	Farms Harvested:	461
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	388
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

amazon rainforest, Beach Vibes, Beautiful landscapes, best country, Brazil, Brazilian pride, carnival capital, diverse wildlife, Famous Landmarks, long tail tag, Minecraft, numba, Number One, Rio de Janeiro, samba music, São Paulo, Server, soccer powerhouse, south america, top destination, travel goals, tropical paradise, vibrant culture

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Emeralds Found:	9300
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

Asgore Angst, Can You Really Call This A Tail Cut, Edition, Fluster & Treat, Forever Young, Going to College, Hit The Spot, Lakeside, last thread, metro 2033, Minecraft, No Sunny Days Without us, She Didn’t Drop a Unique Weapon or Anything, smp, Suck, Summer Soulstice, sus, SUS archives, SUS Stories archives, Tail Sensation, The Game Where She’s From, Thread, U.R, U.R. SUCK Edition, Veth archive, Пaцaн cкaзaл – пaцaн cдeлaл

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, controversial, controversial content, Defeat, destroying ball, Ethics, Historical figures, hitler, humor, Minecraft, playing game, satire, Server, SplashCraft, sponsors, Sportsmanship, strategy, swimming, teamwork, Victory, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Votes:	5337	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!