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Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

SisFreeZoneCraft

adulting, Boundaries, college break, communication breakdown, emotional responses, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, generational differences, home life, invasion of privacy, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, privacy violation, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry, SisFreeZoneCraft, sisterly love., teenage behavior

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Love Letters Sent:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	3694	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings who invade your privacy? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free experience!

Join us and escape the clutches of pesky little sisters who think it’s okay to spy on you with hidden cameras. Our server is a safe haven for all players who value their privacy and want to game in peace.

Don’t let your parents guilt-trip you into spending time with family members who don’t respect your boundaries. Come to our server and build your own virtual family, where you call the shots and no one can sneakily record your every move.

So say goodbye to sibling surveillance and hello to a world of fun and freedom on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoundScape Minecraft Server

best sound, favorite sound, Minecraft, Server, sound of a baby’s laughter, sound of a champagne cork popping, sound of a crackling fire, sound of a crowd cheering, sound of a loved one’s voice, sound of a purring cat, sound of a sizzling grill, sound of a thunderstorm, sound of birds chirping, sound of children playing, sound of happiness, sound of laughter, Sound of Music, Sound of Nature, sound of rain, Sound Of Silence, sound of waves, Soundscape, world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

The sound of creepers exploding in the distance, of course! And you can experience that and so much more on our epic Minecraft server. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-hunting llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out valuable loot in exchange for corn kernels.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky villagers who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding cakes. Trust us, it’s a blast!

BlockBusters: Legalize TNT!

blockbusters, criminal justice reform, decriminalize drugs, drug policy reform, end prohibition, legalize, legalize assisted suicide, legalize cockfighting, legalize dog fighting, legalize dumpster diving, legalize euthanasia, legalize fireworks, legalize gambling, legalize graffiti, legalize marijuana, legalize organ sales, legalize polygamy, legalize prostitution, legalize psychedelic drugs, legalize public nudity, legalize same-sex marriage, legalize surrogacy, Tnt

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we make illegal things legal! That’s right, you can finally fulfill all your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of getting banned.

Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with TNT and lava traps? No problem! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? We encourage it!

Join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). So come on down and let your inner rebel run wild. Just don’t tell the Minecraft police!

DyslexicCraft: PalindromePals

backwards, Brain, Characters, Cognitive, Creative, dyslexic, DyslexicCraft, funny, humor, Language, Letters, linguistic, MIRROR, Palindrome, PalindromePals, Perception, Repetition, Reverse, Spelling, Unique, wordplay, Words

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where every word is a palindrome if u r dyslexic enough. it’s like a whole new language, but with blocks and creepers.

join us on this server where pigs fly, literally. we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. who needs bacon when u can have bling, amirite?

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, u heard that right. this chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs. talk about a clucking good time!

if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs. they may not have any flesh, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and palindrome-filled minecraft server. who knows what other surprises await u in this crazy world of blocks and mobs.

LungBoostedBirds

Aerodynamics, animal biology, avian physiology, bird adaptations, bird anatomy, bird behavior, bird biomechanics, bird evolution, bird flight, bird research, bird study, Eagles, falcons, flight muscles, flying enhancement, lung power, LungBoostedBirds, Osprey, respiratory system, Soaring birds, Vultures

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have SOARING BIRDS as our main attraction! imagine flying around on an osprey or an EAGLE, just flapping your wings and causing chaos everywhere you go. our birds have super lungs that make them fly faster and stronger, like they’re on a never-ending energy drink binge.

you’ll see falcons zooming past you, vultures diving down to pick up loot, and eagles swooping in to steal your diamonds. it’s a bird lover’s dream come true, except with a lot more explosions and lava pits.

so why wait? join our server and experience the thrill of flying with birds that have the lung capacity of a superhero. who needs a plane when you have a flock of flying machines at your disposal? come fly with us, it’s a bird-tastic adventure waiting for you!

MineRise Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Coming of Age, family, FANTASY, growth, hikikomori, isekai, Japanese novel, light novel, Magic, Minecraft, MineRise, Mother, Mushoku tensei, Otaku, Redemption, Reincarnation, second chance, Self Discovery, Server, soon, Web Novel

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or build a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that awaits them.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the land of endless possibilities and questionable physics.

WrestleCraft Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Competition, Content Creation, digital age, Drones, E-drones, Entertainment, grappling, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, online streaming, professional wrestling, Promotion, Ratings, Server, social media, sports, Technology, television, viewership, WrestleCraft, wrestling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	243
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and witness the epic battle between E-drones and wrestlers as they compete to bring up ratings in the most hilarious way possible. Who will come out on top? Will the E-drones finally learn a thing or two about wrestling? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot dog that grants you unlimited power (and hunger for hot dogs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Globetrotter Wedding Minecraft Server

Australia, brother, Expenses, family, globetrotter, husband, LGBTQ, Minecraft, NANNY, new years, PTO, Server, Small wedding, Son, tasmania, Thanksgiving, time off, Tour, travel, united states, visa restrictions, Wedding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	254
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	196
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are just as wild as this story! Imagine attending a wedding in Tasmania, Australia with only five people, including a mysterious fiance from down under. But wait, there’s more – bridesmaid dresses for everyone, visa restrictions, and a 2-year-old who can’t handle the epic journey.

Join our server for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore Australia without spending $6,000 or using up all your PTO. No need to find a new nanny or worry about missing Thanksgiving – just log on and let the craziness begin! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

AITAH, apartment, Boston, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Communication, embarrassed, Friends, help out, high school, instagram, long-distance relationship, nice person, North Carolina, NYC, overreacting, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2923	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Love Letters Sent:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this love triangle drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own drama-filled apartment with 4 beds and 2 baths, and invite random people from your past to crash on your virtual couch. Who needs privacy when you can have awkward encounters and heated arguments instead?

Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing if your virtual boyfriend will choose you or the random girls from high school. Will you be cool with it or will you overreact like a pro? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

accident, cell phone, clumsy, damage control, Disaster, Disaster Recovery, dropped phone, emergency, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, mishap, phone repair, Repair, Replacement, Server, Smartphone, Technology, TOILET, ToiletPhoneOops, unexpected, water damage, waterproof, wet phone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5686

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!