rate em – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Cocktopia: Where Every Block Gets Rated
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or build a house out of diamond blocks while fending off attacks from flying creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us! So come on down and join the fun – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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NAConflicts
Abilities, alliances, Builder, Businesses, Challenges, Community, Earth, Economy, Empire, Exploration, Nations, Perks, Progression, Quests, Resources, ruins, Secrets, Survival, Tools, Towny, Trade
Looking for a fresh survival experience with depth, challenge, and community? Our 1:88-scale North America map lets you claim real-world locations, build nations, and forge history using Towny. With a balanced economy, custom quests, and tiered progression, there’s always something to strive for.
Dynamic Towny System – Claim land, form alliances, and grow your empire. Custom Progression – Unlock new abilities, tools, and perks as you play. Engaging Economy – Trade, establish businesses, and control key resources. Unique Challenges & Quests – Explore ruins, and uncover secrets. Active Community & Fair Staff – Join a thriving server built for fair play and fun.
Whether you’re a builder, trader, warrior, or explorer, this server offers something for you. Join today and carve your legacy!
play.naconflicts.us:25694

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Oldcapt MC
Claim Land, crossplay, Economy, Jobs, Keep EXP & Inventory, Minecraft, Oldcapt MC, Player shop, Quest, Server, Shop, Survival, terraform, Version 1.21.
OLDCAPT MC
SURVIVAL ECONOMY server version base [1.21]
but this server was crossplay with any version! Feature : – Economy – Shop – Player Shop – Claim Land – Keep EXP & Inventory – Jobs – Quest – World was generate by Terraform
oldcapt.xyz

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Sky Duct Tape Craft 1.20.6
1.20.6, aircraft, aircraft repairs, airplane maintenance, airplane repairs, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Craft, Creative Solutions, DIY fixes, Duct, duct tape hacks, duct tape innovation, duct taping planes, Engineering, funny tweets, internet trends, Matt Wallace, SKY, social media, tape, travel, twitter, viral content, viral tweet
Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know they be duct taping planes together like some kind of crazy DIY project gone wrong. But hey, that just means the creativity level is off the charts here! Who needs proper materials when you can just slap some duct tape on it, amirite?
And let me tell you, the chaos and madness on this server is next level. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride where you never know what’s gonna happen next. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next minute you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens. It’s pure insanity, but in the best way possible.
Plus, the community here is absolutely bonkers. You’ll meet all kinds of characters, from deranged builders to wacky redstone engineers. It’s like a circus, but with pixelated blocks. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will make you question your sanity, this is the server for you. Just don’t forget to bring your duct tape!

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SmoothieCraft Minecraft Server
#impatience, anger, Blending, Communication, compromise, Cooking, disagreement, Expectations, Frustration, Gratitude, Honey, husband, microwave, Minecraft, patience, relationship, Server, smoothie, SmoothieCraft, unappreciated, ungrateful, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for making smoothies the wrong way? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all smoothie-making techniques, whether you microwave the honey or dissolve it in water first.
Our server is a safe haven for all smoothie enthusiasts, where you can blend to your heart’s content without fear of judgment. Plus, we have a strict “no blender overloading” policy to prevent any unnecessary smoothie-related meltdowns.
So come join us on this wild Minecraft adventure, where smoothies are made with love and understanding. Who knows, you might even find a fellow smoothie connoisseur to share recipes with!

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GriefedAndGropedLOL
body image, BODYGUARD, Confidence, dismissal, Drama, Exercise, friendship, GriefedAndGropedLOL, Groping, gym, hurt feelings, Insecurity, intervention, Lifestyle, male attention, meme, mutual friends, social media, Support, thick skin, UNCOMFORTABLE
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value all shapes and sizes! Unlike in the real world, here you won’t be judged based on your appearance. Whether you’re slim, curvy, or as sturdy as a fridge, you are welcome to join our community.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your trusty sword. And don’t worry, there are no body-shaming memes here – only good vibes and fun times.
So come on in and show off your unique style. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like L did with that guy at the party. Just remember, on this server, everyone is a snack – even the fridge!

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FashionablyLateMC SMP
always behind schedule, always running late, chronic lateness, chronic lateness habits, constantly late, constantly running behind, FashionablyLateMC, habitual lateness, lack of punctuality, late arrivals, late for appointments., late for everything, Latecomers, never arriving on time, never on time, People who are always late, procrastination, punctuality issues, smp, tardiness, time management problems, time management struggles
Hey guys, so like, you totally need to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground club where we only wear pink leather armor and ride pigs into battle. It’s like, totally insane but also super fun, you know? Plus, we have this legendary player who can build a house out of diamonds in like, 5 seconds flat. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon. So if you’re always late to stuff, like, come join us and be fashionably late to all our crazy shenanigans!

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OopsCraft: Wrong Message Edition
accidental text, awkward situation, communication error, communication mishap, communication mix-up, digital faux pas, digital slip-up, Edition, embarrassing text, Message, messaging blunder, messaging mishap, messaging mistake, mistaken message, OopsCraft, social media blunder, social media gaffe, text message fail, text message mishap, texting error, wrong, wrong contact, wrong recipient
Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing all day long? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the hilarious mishaps that happen on the daily!
Join us for a chance to accidentally send a message to the wrong player, like inviting a creeper to a tea party or asking a zombie for fashion advice. Our community is full of wacky characters and crazy adventures that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you accidentally send a message to a villager confessing your undying love for their iron golem friend? Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and prepare for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments!

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StarlinkCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks!
blocks, Business, Communication, controversy, denial, elon musk, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, minerals deal, Musk, News, satellite communications, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, SpaceX CEO, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Threats, Ukraine
lol u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a Minecraft server dat iz outta dis world, jus like starlink from elon musk! dis server iz so lit, elon himself had to deny rumors dat da US wuz gonna cut off starlink cuz we got all da rare minerals from Ukraine in dis server! join now to mine sum diamonds and fight off creepers wif ur bros, cuz dis server iz outta dis world, literally! #elonmuskapproved #minecraftmadness

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New Server IP
BlockyZero NetFun Land
#sustainability, BlockyZero, climate actions, climate change, disease prevention, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, global warming, government actions, health, healthcare costs, Land, long-term effects, net zero policies, NetFun, policy decisions, population health, preventable illness, public health, public policy, researchers, uk
join our epic minecraft server and help save the world from preventable illness! forget about boring old climate actions, we’re all about net zero policies and saving lives in the most epic way possible.
imagine a world where every block you mine helps decrease preventable illness rates and saves billions of dollars for the UK. you’ll be a hero in the minecraft world and in real life!
so come on, join us and let’s build a better, healthier world together, one block at a time. plus, we have the coolest pixel art of all time and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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New Server IP
The Hidden Village Earth MC
Active, active community, Claim your Land, Community, Custom, Custom Economy, Earth, Earth Based Minecraft Server, earth replica, Economy, Factions, Land Claim, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon server, pokemon, Pokemon Base Server, pokemon server, PvP, replica, Server, Survival, Towny
We are released! Who are we? We are a server which has both an Earth Based Minecraft Server and a Pixelmon Server.
– Active Community – 1:1500 Replica of The Earth – Custom Economy – Claim Your Land – NEW! Pokemon Base Server
185.83.155.34:25587

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