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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1796 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)