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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9522 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 604 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!