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BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7754
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Farms Harvested:	996	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ores Mined:	8488	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of time

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	152
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1980, Assassination, beatles, Creepercraft, crime, December 8, Fans, History, iconic musician, Impact, John Lennon, Legacy, Loss, Mark David Chapman, memorial, Minecraft, Music, new york city, pop culture, Remembrance, senseless act, Server, The Dakota, tragic event

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!

BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition

Acting, adaptation, BaeCraft, Body, body swap, challenge, Communication, cover story, Deception, disguise, Edition, Empathy, impersonation, job performance, Masquerade, pretending, relationships, role reversal, secret identity, Significant Other, Stealthy, Swap, Understanding, work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5633	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Emeralds Found:	2518
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!

Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!

So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!