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Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

cultural norms, Divorce, Divorce Rates, Edition, equality, feminism, Financial Stability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, law, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, smp, social expectations, Stereotypes, West, western society, western women, Wild, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	54
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	188	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

Banlists, database, Decklists, Diamond, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Gang, master duel, Minecraft, News, ninja, OCG, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Shark Drake LeVeiss edition, smp, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Items Found:	6194
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	229692
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

disbelief, exclamation, Expression, forum, fucking, Gaming, incredulous, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, No fucking way, Online Community, Profanity, reaction, reaction GIF, reaction image, Server, shock, Slang, Surprise, V, video games, viral meme

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.