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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Airport, Belarusian military, chinese military, CraftyCommies, Defense, International cooperation, joint exercise, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, Practice, SECURITY, SEIZING, Server, strategic partnership, Troops, ukraine border

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Zombie Dances:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PlagiarCraft: AI Edition

ai, Algorithms, ap, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Copyright, creativity, data, digital transformation, Edition, Ethics, ethics in technology, innovation, intellectual property, machine learning, originality, PlagiarCraft, Plagiarism, programming, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that sing Justin Bieber songs! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you just by looking at them!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.

So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!

TimeWarpCraft

Activity, brain function, brain perception, Cognitive science, experiences, internal clock, Output, passage of time, perception of time, Psychology, SPEED, time awareness, Time management, time passing, time perception, time perception effects, time perception experiments, time perception research, time perception studies, time perception theory, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4455
Dragon Eggs Found:	3725	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so, liek, imagine this epic minecraft server where time is, liek, totally warped, man. u join and suddenly u feel like u been playin for hours but it’s only been, liek, 10 minutes. it’s, liek, time travel but in a blocky world, dude.

u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.

come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, asset viewer, Battles, download links, English Twitter, Ios, Manga, Minecraft, mobage, multimedia franchise, PixelPals, previous stage, Re-Live, Revue Starlight, Sequel, Server, Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight, stage girls, Stage Plays, Tier List, top star, twitter widget

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you ready to become the ultimate stage girl and reach the pinnacle of stardom? Join our Minecraft server inspired by Revue Starlight, where you can battle it out with other players to become the “top star” of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It’s a magical world where you can summon powerful assets to aid you in your quest for stardom. Need a boost in battle? Just summon a giant robot to crush your enemies!

And if you’re worried about not being prepared for the competition, fear not! We have a tier list to help you strategize and dominate the battlefield. Plus, our English Twitter account will keep you updated on all the latest server events and gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and start your journey to stardom! And remember, watching the anime is a must before you can truly become the ultimate stage girl in our server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	325482
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	125	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

bizarre scenarios, conjoined twins, courtroom drama, courtroom proceedings, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal liability, double, ethical dilemmas, Jail, legal consequences, legal precedent, legal questions, Legal System, moral quandaries, murder, shared responsibility, Siamese twins, SiameseCraft, sibling relationships, Trouble, unique situations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!

MineCraftMixTape Server

Feedback, Hip Hop, independent artist, MineCraftMixtape, music community, music critique, music feedback, music file, music production, music promotion, Music Review, music sharing, music sharing platform, music upload, new song, Original music, rap artist, rap culture, rap lyrics, Rap Music, Server, underground rap

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Star Shards Collected:	226	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	9

Yo, listen up, players! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Ender Dragons drop mixtapes instead of dragon eggs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, because where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely in beatboxing and interpretive dance? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to bust a move with us.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got sick rhymes and funky dance moves? Let’s show the Minecraft world how we do it in our crazy, wacky server!