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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2991 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4515 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 71 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
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