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SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6455	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mines Excavated:	1660	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

arms race, battle, China, Countries, defense capabilities, France, global security, India, international relations, Israel, military strength, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nuke count, nukecraft, Pakistan, Poopesh Dickshit, russia, truthNVKES, uk, Usa

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!