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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8794 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).
Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!
