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Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops

controversy, CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops, Democracy, Disputed, election, electoral commission, fraud, International, intervention, investigation, Juan Guaido, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, opposition, Organization of American States, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, unreliable, Venezuela, vote results

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a venezuelan election! the organization of american states can’t even handle our level of chaos! build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, our voting system is just as unreliable as the real venezuelan vote results, so you never know what will happen next! join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

CraftyCredz: Spend Wisely, Build Boldly

Boldly, BUILD, CraftyCredz, credit card benefits, credit card debt, credit card disadvantages, credit card misuse, credit card rewards, credit card usage, credit cards, DEBT, financial management, financial responsibility, free money, luxury spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, Poor, Rewards, Rich, spend, spending habits, Status, Wisely

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

so like, u know how some people think credit cards r like free money? well on our server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and u can swipe ur way to riches and fame! the more u spend, the more rewards u get! it’s like a never-ending shopping spree where u can buy anything u want, even if u don’t have the money for it! become the ultimate credit card warrior and show off ur debt in style! join now and start swiping away!

PrimeCraft: Unveiling the Numbers

AAAS, academic journal, American Association for the Advancement of Science, Breakthrough, discovery, hidden structure, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthrough, mathematical structure, Mathematics, mathematics news, number theory, number theory research, Numbers, prime factorization, prime number distribution, prime number theorem, prime number theory, prime numbers, PrimeCraft, research, Science, Unveiling

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u found it! this server is like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. yes, u heard me right, CAKE! and not just any cake, but cake that gives u superpowers. u can fly, shoot fireballs, and even turn into a unicorn. but that’s not all, folks. there are also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Duels, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, Mc.GameGrief.Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1004
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25814

HoodEscape Minecraft Server

achieving dreams, breaking barriers, breaking the cycle, building a better future, changing lives, disadvantaged communities, escaping poverty, finding success, getting out of the hood, HoodEscape, improving circumstances, inner city struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, poverty-stricken neighborhoods, pursuing education, pursuing goals, pursuing success, seeking opportunities, Server, social mobility, upward mobility, urban challenges

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the hood, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the hood by building your own mansion made of diamond blocks and riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	8223	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

WakeAndBake Minecraft Server

#WakeAndBake, Airbnb, Airport, aita, Bars, college friends, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Friend, friendship, group dynamics, leaving for the airport, Minecraft, not waking up, rental car, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette, travel, Wedding, wedding party

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	9877
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid waking up friends for airport rides!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

GrandCraftyHeist

cousins, Estate Planning, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family legacy, family relationships, Family secrets, family wealth, financial dispute, generational wealth, GrandCraftyHeist, Grandparents, Inheritance, real estate, selling house, sibling rivalry, trust fund

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Items Found:	6125
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4865	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft house? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!

Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!

HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

BlockBusterCrime

BlockBusterCrime, consequences, crime, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, hypothetical consequence, hypothetical crime, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, never happen again, personal values, punishment, society, worst crime

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.