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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5622 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Crops Grown: | 4094 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2984 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!
Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!
So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!