rabid reportage – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

LoonyCraft: Aussie Madness with Mo and Friends

#bragh, #Girders, #JustGirders, #LoonyBin, #mohaned, Aus, Aussie, everywhere, Friends, LoonyCraft, madness, POL, TUESDAY

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got girders everywhere, like seriously, you’ll never see so many girders in one place. Why girders, you ask? Well, because girders are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, obviously.

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect all the girders and harness their power to build the most insane structures you can imagine. Need a giant girder castle? We got you covered. Want to create a girder rollercoaster that defies gravity? We can make it happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Girder King, a mystical being who will challenge you to girder-building battles that will test your skills and creativity. Defeat the Girder King and earn the title of Girder Master, with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our girder-filled world and let the madness begin!

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MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’

Brave Exvius, DAWNTRAIL, discussion, Echoes of the Fallen, Edition, Ever Crisis, FANTASY, FFG, Final Fantasy, final fantasy fandom, final fantasy vii, Final Fantasy XI, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI, Fun, general, minecrafty, Pixel Remaster, playonline, REBIRTH, Rising Tide, Square Enix, war of the visions, Zone

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy on steroids!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE – set to release on April 18th, 2024 (in Minecraft time, of course). Battle fierce monsters, uncover ancient mysteries, and maybe even find a Chocobo or two along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth where you can relive the iconic story with a Minecraft twist. Or check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions and lead your own army to victory in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail where you can explore a vast world filled with magic and danger. Or travel back in time to Final Fantasy XI and experience the nostalgia of classic MMORPG gameplay.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience Final Fantasy like never before. Who needs a sword and shield when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor? Let the adventure begin!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

60, at work, Be me, blackpill, confusion, couples, CraftyCreeperz, envy, Fun, gtbe, guys, Happy, height difference, holding hands, Kissing, ltbe, manlets, Minecraft, relationships, sees multiple couples, shorter than me, single, societal norms, swimming in pussy, what’s going on, Women

Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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Blocky Emotions

blocky, Body language, emotions, expression analysis, facial analysis, facial communication, facial cues, facial expression, facial expression analysis, facial expression communication, facial expression interpretation, facial expression recognition, facial features, facial feedback, facial interpretation, facial perception, facial recognition, facial signals, Interpretation, nonverbal communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only emotion you feel is sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you making faces like you just ate a whole lemon farm! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs. You’ll never know what expression will be plastered on your face next! So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning reality itself.

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Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

ass, blocky, Boring, boringg, destroy, im boring, long trail, McBlockface, Want

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

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¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

accent, Alluring, caramba, charming, CREEPERS, culture, dialect, Exotic, FLUENT, Foreign, Hispanic, HolaCraft, Kino, Language, linguistics, most kino, most Spanish accent, native, pronunciation, spain, Spanish, Spanish accent, speaking

Are you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!

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Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

Alumni, ceres fauna, English, FUWAMOCOch, gawr gura, hakos baelz, HoloCraft, hololive, hololive english, HololiveEN, irys, koseki bijou, mori calliope, Myth, Nanashi Mumei, nerissa ravencroft, Ninomae Ina’nis, ouro kronii, Server, shiori novella, takanashi kiara, tsukumo sana, Ultimate, unite, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Vtubers, Watson Amelia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

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CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

anticipation, Baldurs, baldurs gate 3, BUILD, Competition, CraftyCraft, criticism, delayed, Disappointment, Epic, Expectations, fan base, Fans, forget, Forgotten, Gaming Community, Gate, greatest game, hype, letdown, Marketing, overshadowed, Promotion, Release, RPG, underwhelming, video game, worlds

Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

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World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

Atlas, Brazil, Brazilian, Center, Chairman Lula, China, Civilisations, Defeat, Edition, Glory, Great Nation, guiding force, leader, MINOR, nation, new, office, Office of These Things, Party, russia, Shenanigans, world, World Map, Zeus

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

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Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

Achieve, AMBITION, aspirations, career, Commitment, Dedication, Duty, fulfillment, goals, Job, Life, Living, LolCraft, motivation, OBLIGATION, obligatory, Optional, perseverance, purpose, RESPONSIBILITY, STRIVE, success, work

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

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