r9k – Page 8 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server
#youtube, blocky, comedy, creeper, digital content, dreams, Entertainment, entertainment industry, funny, hello, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, laughing hysterically, LGBTQ, meme, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reaction video, Server, social media, Transgender, ugly tranny, Video, viral
Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

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CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore
Analysis, commentary, CommieCraft, culture, current events, debate, discussion, education, equality, Ideology, Iron, left wing, Leftist, liberal, Media, News, opinion, ore, podcasts, Political, progressive, r9k, social justice, Socialists, society
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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ProtagonistCraft – Where every block tells a story!
acceptance, Adversity, BLOCK, books, Character development, Coming of Age, emotional struggles, everyday life, hostile environment, inner strength, Loneliness, mental health, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Protagonist, ProtagonistCraft, r9k, resilience, Self Discovery, social isolation, Story, Survival, Tells, triumph
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyday life is just as hostile as the creepers lurking in the shadows! Our protagonist, Steve, navigates through the treacherous terrain of high school drama, zombie apocalypse survival, and the ultimate quest for the perfect diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you respawn! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

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Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
Board, Community, CREEPERS, culturally significant, Decline, Existence, fallen, Forgotten, idiots, internet, jokes, Legacy, Lost, member, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obscurity, past glory, Public, r9k, Relevance, sad, Site, Village
Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

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LolCraft: ‘r9k Rotter Bingo’ – trendy Minecraft server for hipsters and gamers alike! Join the madness now!
alike, ANONYMOUS, Bingo, Chat, Comment, Community, discussion, forum, Gamers, Gaming, Hipsters, internet culture, Join, LolCraft, madness, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, Posting, r9k, Random, ROBOT, Rotter, Score, Server, social media, Thread, trendy, Unique
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is secretly a vegan! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding sheep, talking villagers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon!
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come relax in our virtual spa, where you can soak in a hot tub filled with lava and get a massage from a zombie villager. Trust us, it’s to die for!
But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!
Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!

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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…
Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd
Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

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Gentleman348MCQ&A
348 million wives, ANYTHING.., ask a gentlemen, Community, culture, DEVELOPING, Diverse, family, Feels, Gentleman348MCQA, gentlemen, green text, Greenland, husband, imageboard, interview, Lifestyle, Marriage, MILLION, Modernization, omnicities, Polyamory, POLYGAMY, questions, r9k, relationships, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, society, together, with, Wives, xkcd
Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

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EliteBreweryMC
alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcd
Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

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MineCraftyXIVG – Endwalker Minecraft Server
Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Ebin Awards, endwalker, Fall Guys Collaboration Event, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kino Movie Meetup, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, MineCraftyXIVG, Moogle Treasure Trove, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie Meetup, Server, summer games fest, Twin Peaks Meetup., Updated Benchmark, Yo-Kai Watch Event
🤪 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🤪
Join us for the Retard edition of DAWNTRAIL where you can experience early access starting at 2:00 AM PDT on Friday, June 28, 2024. Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, when you can jump in early and start causing chaos right away?
Our in-game events are off the charts! From Yo-kai Watch Event reruns to Moogle Treasure Trove madness, you’ll never run out of things to do. And don’t even get us started on the Fall Guys Collaboration Event – it’s a total blast!
But wait, there’s more! We have updated benchmarks coming out that will blow your mind, cross-region data center travel tests that will make your head spin, and PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like never before.
Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re in the mood for some real-life fun, join us at one of our meetups where you can hang out with fellow players and have a blast.
So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have! Previous players can attest to the insanity, so don’t miss out on the fun. Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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ToiletCraft Minecraft Server
biden, dop, DOP YES, general, long tail tags: Skibidi Toilet General, Minecraft, Server, skb, skibidi, SKIBIDI BIDEN, TOILET, ToiletCraft, yes
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Skibidi Biden DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Joe Biden himself!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server? That’s right, forget about boring old horses – unicorns are where it’s at!
So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi Biden DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Underrated TV Show Minecraft Server
diamond in the rough series, hidden gem series, hidden television treasures, lesser-known shows, Minecraft, obscure tv shows, overlooked gems, overlooked tv programs, Server, Show, unappreciated TV series, under-hyped series, under-rated gems, under-recognized TV, under-the-radar shows, under-the-radar television, under-valued shows, underappreciated television, underexposed television, Underrated, underrated gems, underrated tv shows, undiscovered television, unsung TV shows
Have you ever watched a show about a group of llamas who travel through time and space to fight evil sheep overlords? No? Well, that’s because it doesn’t exist…yet! But if you join our Minecraft server, you might just get a sneak peek at the pilot episode! Plus, rumor has it that the llamas drop diamonds instead of wool, so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time! So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

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DocBlockCraft
DocBlockCraft, Doctor, doctor-patient relationship, Healthcare, healthcare system, medical communication, medical community, medical education, medical error, Medical Ethics, medical experience, medical field, medical mistakes, medical practice, Medical Profession, medical professionalism, medical school, Medical student, medical training, patient care, worst experience
Are you tired of doctors who can’t tell the difference between a creeper and a zombie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our doctors are top-notch! No more misdiagnosing your diamond sword wound as a paper cut. Join us and experience medical care like never before – our doctors even know how to cure a case of the dreaded “creeper explosion syndrome.” So come on down and let us heal your pixelated woes!

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GazaGrubHub
aid, Assistance, assistance program, Claims, Crisis, Debunking, findings, food insecurity, gaza, GazaGrubHub, humanitarian, Hunger, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, POVERTY, Relief, research, Resources, study, sufficient, Support
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA FOOD U NEED, NO HUNGER HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND FUN TIMES. WE GOT SO MUCH FOOD, EVEN GAZA AID IS LIKE “YUP, THEY GOOD.” COME JOIN US AND FEAST LIKE A BLOCKY KING. NO HUNGER, JUST LOLZ.

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BribeCraft – Tip or Die!
appreciation, BRIBE, BribeCraft, bribery, compensation, customer service, Die, Ethics, Etiquette, Gratitude, gratuity, gratuity culture, Hospitality, incentive, monetary exchange, payment, Restaurant, REWARD, service, social norms, tip, tipping culture
So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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GriffinSMP (Modded, Small Community)
1.20.1 forge modpack, ad astra, alex’s caves, Alexs mobs, Chill, Create, Custom Modpack, decor mods, Discord, farmers delight, Friends, GriffinSMP, ice and fire, join us, Lax rules, Modded, Moddedserver, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, New Ars, Small Community, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, Survival, User suggestions
Welcome to GriffinSMP!
We’re a very chill, small community looking for more friends to join us!
We’re lax on rules, and welcome anyone to join us!
Our server mainly focuses on custom made modpacks, made with user suggestions, that we change out when we get bored!
Our current modpack is a custom 1.20.1 forge modpack with 106 mods.A few of the mods in the modpack are:
Ice and Fire,Farmer’s Delight + Addons,Create + Addons,Alex’s Caves,Alex’s Mobs,Ad Astra,New Ars,Lots of decor mods,and many more!
If you’re interested in joining or have questions, feel free to join our discord!
https://discord.gg/bheq3zFRst
149.56.195.227:25606

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GirlCrafters Minecraft Server
attractiveness, DATING, dyed hair, early 30s, fashion, GirlCrafters, Girls, hair color, Individuality, late 20s, Men, Minecraft, Opinions, personal choice, Preferences, relationships, Self-expression, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, Thoughts, trends
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for players who love to think outside the block!
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of explode. Our community is filled with players who have dyed their hair every color of the rainbow, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even pigs flying!

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server
AnonCraft, Minecraft, No. 14857547 Anonymous OH Mystery Crime Investigation Suspense Thriller Detective Anonymous author Unsolved Enigma Clues Intrigue Secret Hidden Mysterious author Ohio Thriller novel Anonymous writer, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon!
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their banana-shaped hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising).

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BroGfNotFamCraft
Boundaries, BroGfNotFamCraft, brother, children, Communication, Conflict, cousin’s funeral, emotions, family, family dynamics, Girlfriend, House, Invitation, Job, living arrangements, ownership, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, rude behavior, single mother
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience all the chaos of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual house with a single mom, her two kids, and her mooching brother who brings along his pregnant girlfriend without even giving a heads up. The girlfriend starts causing trouble, the kids are fed up, and the mom is just trying to keep it all together while also attending funerals and dealing with family drama.
But wait, there’s more! Will the girlfriend finally be kicked out? Will the brother stand up for his lady love? Will the kids start a rebellion against the unwanted guests? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more wild than a herd of creepers on a rampage, come join us and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, arguments, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. See you in the game!

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