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Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Gentleman348MCQ&A

348 million wives, ANYTHING.., ask a gentlemen, Community, culture, DEVELOPING, Diverse, family, Feels, Gentleman348MCQA, gentlemen, green text, Greenland, husband, imageboard, interview, Lifestyle, Marriage, MILLION, Modernization, omnicities, Polyamory, POLYGAMY, questions, r9k, relationships, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, society, together, with, Wives, xkcd

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and ask a gentleman with 348 million wives anything you want! Don’t worry, he’s a pro at multitasking. Plus, we’re all working together to build omnicities in Greenland – because who needs just one city when you can have a whole bunch?! Come join the fun and let’s create some epic builds together!

EliteBreweryMC

alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcd

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

StealthyArcher Minecraft Server

Accidental, accidental choices, accidental playstyle, Archery, bow and arrow, bow user, character build, character class, elder scrolls, FANTASY, fantasy games, Gaming, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, Skyrim, sneaky, stealth archer, stealth gameplay, stealthy character, StealthyArcher, video games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7603	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of accidentally becoming a stealth archer in every game you play? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the stealth archer lifestyle! Join us and shoot arrows at unsuspecting creepers with pinpoint accuracy, all while wearing the finest elven armor crafted by our resident blacksmith, Steve the Enderman.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of pig Latin. Join their ranks and learn the ancient language of oinkers while embarking on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Blade, a sword rumored to be made entirely out of bacon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at breakneck speeds. Just make sure to hold onto your pickaxe and watch out for the flying creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to accidentally become a stealth archer again…it’s kind of our thing.

CraftyDawnTrail Minecraft Server

Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, CraftyDawntrail, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, mahjong tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown, Twitch Viewer Rewards, XIV

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of laughs.

Patch Notes: Who needs boring old patch notes when you can join a server where the updates are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion? You never know what crazy new features we’ll throw at you next!

In-game Events: From Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign to Tural Thread Throwdown, our in-game events are so wild they’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and the laughs!

Meetups: Want to meet other players in real life? Join us for our meetups where we gather in random locations like Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 or Rafflesia, Gold Saucer, Mahjong Lounge. Who knows what crazy adventures await you at our meetups!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

CreepyCraftyLand

bizarre actions, creepy behavior, CreepyCraftyLand, disturbing actions, disturbing behavior, eerie behavior, eerie conduct, highly creepy, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, not illegal, odd behavior, odd conduct, peculiar behavior, strange actions, strange behavior, uncomfortable behavior, uncomfortable situations, unsettling behavior, unsettling conduct, weird behavior

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most hilariously spooky adventures in the blocky world! Our server is so creepy, you’ll be laughing in fear as you explore haunted mansions, encounter ghostly mobs, and uncover hidden secrets in the darkest corners of the map.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is the perfect place to test your bravery and see if you can survive the most outrageous scares Minecraft has to offer. Plus, where else can you ride a zombie pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head?

So come join us if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts creepy and crazy. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…mwahaha!

CraftyAlsu’sJailbreak

Alsu Kurmasheva, Censorship, Conflict, court case, CraftyAlsusJailbreak, dual national, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, international relations, Journalism, journalist, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, Reporting, russia, sentences, U.S, ukraine war

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3655
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Votes:	5914	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian prison! alsu kurmasheva ain’t got nothin on us, we got crazy battles and wars happenin every day! come join the chaos and see if you can survive our insane world. plus, our server has the best prison system in all of minecraft, so you better watch your back or you might end up like alsu! come join now and see what all the fuss is about!

VampHairRegenCraft

Creature, Curiosity, FANTASY, folklore, hair, Haircut, immortal, legend, Long hair, Mystery, Myth, question.., regrow, speculation, Supernatural, Undead, VampHairRegenCraft, Vampire, vampire hair growth, vampire legend, vampire lore, vampire myth

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the mobs are vampires. not like, sparkly twilight vampires, but like, old school scary vampires. they all have cool hairstyles and stuff, but here’s the catch – if you cut a vampire’s hair, it regrows instantly! it’s like they have magic hair or something.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, you can team up with other players to go on quests to find rare vampire hair accessories. like, imagine finding a vampire comb that gives you super speed, or a vampire hair gel that lets you fly. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

plus, the server has this crazy mini-game where you have to style the vampires’ hair before they go out on a hunt. if you do a good job, they’ll give you cool rewards like enchanted weapons or rare blocks. but if you mess up, they’ll turn you into a vampire and you’ll have to spend the rest of your days hunting for hair accessories.

so come join us on this wild minecraft server where the vampires have fabulous hair and the adventures are endless. who knows, you might even become the most stylish vampire hunter in all the land!

The Grand Historians Records

AGES, anti p2w, Commerce, continent of Aqias, Custom Map, Economy, Epic battles, Factions, Geopolitical roleplay, historical structures, history writing, Land claiming, lore writing, minecraft server, Nation building, No Lag, no paid ranks, Roleplay, Ryzen 9 7950x, server hosting, server updates, Survival, Towny, Trade, world-building

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Animals Bred:	185	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias (100% handmade custom world-painter map) In the server, you can: – Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries We also have ages, which are basically content updates for the server, when we would change what could be sold in the shop, add new areas to the map, and install new plugins. We are staunchly anti P2W, so there will be no paid ranks and crates. Our server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes. Join today to write yourself into the colourful tapestry of our server’s history.

thegrandhistorian.xyz

The Imperial SMP – Bland Vanilla with a Side of Mild Chaos! No PVP or Mods, just pure boredom

better combat, bland, Boredom, Chaos, Create, Curseforge, Custom, Discord, Forge, Imperial, Mild, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Pure, PvE, PvP, RAM, Side, Smoothly, smp, spartan weapons, Updating, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	v1.20.1 Forge Custom modpack
Mods	120
Discord	https://discord.gg/VyataD2cXQ
Gameplay	PvP/PvE
Features	Better Combat, Create, and spartan weapons + more!
Recommended RAM	1.5GB minimum, 2.5+GB recommended

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: The server IP can be found in the Discord server.

Q: Can I suggest mods to be added?

A: Yes! We will keep updating the modpack by player request.

Q: What is the gameplay like on the server?

A: The server features PvP and PvE elements with additional combat mods.

CraftyFateMC Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, NA General, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a sprinkle of magic!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where Arctic Summer has taken over! Penguins are surfing on ice blocks, polar bears are sunbathing, and the sun never sets! It’s a non-stop party where the only rule is to have fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got summoning events that will blow your mind! Want to summon a mythical creature like Ibuki Douji or Lady Avalon? Well, you’re in luck because they’re waiting for you to call them to your side on our server!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a Coin Calculator that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire, a Damage Calculator to help you strategize like a pro, and a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline that will have you planning your next move like a master tactician!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic like you’ve never seen before! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the moonwalk! The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the fun begin!

ErgoCraft Minecraft Server

ErgoCraft, ergonomic accessories, ergonomic benefits, ergonomic chair, ergonomic design, ergonomic desk, ergonomic equipment, ergonomic evaluation, ergonomic furniture, ergonomic improvements, ergonomic keyboard, ergonomic mouse, ergonomic posture, ergonomic practices, ergonomic solutions, ergonomic tips, ergonomic work environment, Ergonomics, floor pill, Minecraft, office ergonomics, Server, workplace health

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8975
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Villages Defended:	9	Star Shards Collected:	75
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the floor is not just lava, it’s a pill! That’s right, we’ve replaced all the floors with giant pills that you can jump on and bounce around like a maniac. But be careful, if you stay on the pill for too long, you might start hallucinating and seeing creepers dancing the cha-cha!

Join us for the ultimate pill-popping adventure and see if you can survive the crazy world of our server. We’ve got custom mobs like flying pigs and exploding chickens, and our staff members are all trained in CPR just in case you laugh so hard you forget to breathe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the floor pill madness. Just remember, once you take the floor pill, there’s no turning back!

CraftyWeddingBells

Airbnb, bachelor party, Backstabbing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWeddingBells, friendship, groomsmen, group dynamics, high school, long-time friends, loyalty, middle school, misunderstanding, mutual friends, price dispute, reception, social events, university friends, Wedding, wedding events

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Love Letters Sent:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and cold shoulders – just like this groom did to his so-called friend!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist, like when the groom doubled the price of the bachelor party just because a few people couldn’t make it. And don’t worry, we’ll make sure to leave you out of all the fun conversations, just like the groomsmen did to their former friend.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations about whether or not the groom is profiting off of you – because who needs trust and communication when you can have suspicion and drama instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a wedding when you can have all the drama right here in our server?