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BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2372	Alien Abductions:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	126025
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4353	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.

Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Mother-in-LawCraft: Husband Edition

Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, daycare, Decision making, Disrespect, Edition, family dynamics, ganged up on, husband, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, overbearing, parenting, relationships, Respect, Support, thin ice, unsolicited advice, working parents

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and boundary-crossing adventures.

We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?

Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!

And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!

SkillfulSMP – Minecraft SMP

active listening, Adaptability, Assertiveness, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, interpersonal skills., leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SkillfulSMP, smp, soft skills, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	210	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and learn valuable soft skills that will have a positive impact on your job, like how to negotiate with creepers for better loot drops or how to communicate effectively with villagers to trade for rare items. Plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your skills in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

PennyCraft: Worth Every Block

beneficial, BLOCK, cost effective, Durable, ESSENTIAL, fulfillment, Happiness, Investment, long term, long-lasting, luxury, must have, PennyCraft, practical, Quality, satisfaction, Splurge, useful, valuable, value for money, worth it, WORTH.., Worthwhile

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	4607
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	198	Endless Night Skies:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Blocktopus will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s worth every single penny (and then some)!