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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4837 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
