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Eye Spy Craft

10. Nonverbal cues, 11. Mindfulness, 12. Personal connection, 13. Empathy, 14. Social cues, 15. Interpersonal skills, 16. Self-awareness, 17. Eye movement, 18. Analyzing behavior, 19. Eye behavior, 2. communication, 20. Thought process., 3. Perception, 4. Social interaction, 5. Body language, 6. Human behavior, 7. Observation, 8. Awareness, 9. Facial expressions, Craft, Eye, eye contact, Spy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mines Excavated:	2281
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8656
Potions Brewed:	152	Farms Harvested:	175
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have players wearing eye patches on both eyes because they can’t decide which eye to look at! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos as you try to navigate through the world with only one eye open. but don’t worry, we have special potions that give you the ability to see out of both eyes at the same time, just be careful not to get them mixed up or you might end up seeing double! join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about eyes and vision.

JavaJoltCraft

#sustainability, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, Arabica coffee, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate effects, climate impact, climate resilience, coffee farming, coffee industry, coffee production, crop diversity, crop resilience, environmental impact, food security, future predictions, global warming, JavaJoltCraft, Robusta coffee

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s gonna be LIT like a creeper explosion! Why should you join? Well, lemme tell ya a little story…

So, back in 2050, scientists were all like, “Yo, climate change is gonna mess up our coffee supply, man!” And I was like, “Nooooo, not the coffee!” But then they were like, “But wait, Robusta coffee is gonna save the day!” And I was like, “Robusta, you the real MVP!”

So, on this server, we got Robusta coffee trees growing everywhere, giving you that extra boost of energy to mine those diamonds like a boss. Plus, we got pig races every Saturday and a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

So come on down to the server where the coffee flows like water and the diamonds shine like the sun. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise! See ya there, my fellow Minecraft warriors!

BITBLOX

Economy, Multiplayer Survival Creative Minigames PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Custom Adventure Pixelmon Faction Vanilla Hardcore Modded BedWars SkyWars Parkour Prison Quests

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

A fun server to play with your friends. Become the top money player on the server and dominate it.

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SmokeCraft Minecraft Server

#smokecraft, Asks, Decision making, drug use, Friends, invitation to smoke, Minecraft, peer influence, peer pressure, resisting peer pressure, risky behavior, saying no, saying yes, Server, smoke, smoking, social situations, substance abuse, teenage behavior, temptation, want to smoke, what would you do, wwyd

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary enchanted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig warrior who can fly on a bacon-powered rocket.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you ever get tired of building your own castle, you can join our exclusive “Ask if you want to smoke with WWYD?” club, where the only rule is to have a good time and make friends with the most bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlondeForeignerMC SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, Blonde hair, BlondeForeignerMC, character design, character tropes, cultural perception, cultural representation, Diversity, Diversity in media, ethnicity, foreign characters, foreigners, hair color, japanese animation, Japanese media, racial bias, representation, smp, Stereotypes, western influence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8038
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Farms Harvested:	532
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1271
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Farms Harvested:	473
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.