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UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Items Found:	5366	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Star Shards Collected:	197	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8013
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	4767

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/bill-duke-mac/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1591
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	237

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6497	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!