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FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1520	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	145	Villages Defended:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ores Mined:	5163	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1421	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Crops Grown:	1801	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Votes:	480	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Runes Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mines Excavated:	3063
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	3581
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	82
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2000	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!