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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4517 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
