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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4157 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where you can procrastinate on all your real-life problems and focus on building epic structures instead!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the monotony of everyday life. We have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or embarking on a quest to find the rarest block in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your adulting woes behind! Who needs a job or a social life when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes?
