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Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7996	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

DadDollarsGoneWild

blended families, child custody, child support, custody battles, DadDollarsGoneWild, divorce aftermath, extracurricular activities, family court, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, financial responsibilities, financial struggles, parental relationships, parental support, shared custody, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, stepmother conflicts, teenage emotions, teenage perspective

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, child support payments, and sibling rivalries! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are taking notes on how to cause more drama.

Witness the epic battle between a dad, his wife, his son, his daughter, his stepson, his stepdaughter, and his baby as they fight over who deserves child support more. Will the wife’s kids have to give up their extracurricular activities? Will the son and daughter team up to take down the baby? Will the dad run out of money before the next child support payment?

Join now to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of family drama to navigate through? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story – join our server today!

CoupCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, Arrests, Conspiracy, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, internal threat, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Plot, political instability, regime change, security service, Server, thwarted, Treason, Ukraine

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Emeralds Found:	2730
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	78
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, ukraine was just minding its own business, right? and then BAM! someone tries to pull off a coup! but don’t worry, the security service was all like “not today, buddy!” and shut that shizz down real quick. if you wanna be part of a server that’s as badass as ukraine’s security service, then join us! we’ll protect you from any coup attempts while you build epic castles and battle dragons. plus, we have the best virtual borscht this side of the digital world. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

NaziCapGoneByeBye

anti-semitism, Candidate, CAP, controversy, current events, discrimination, election, Europe, extremism, far right, French politics, nationalism, nazi, NaziCapGoneByeBye, News, Political, racism, resignation, scandal, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Animals Bred:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!

LostInCraftyLand

Adventure, America, ancient civilizations, Colonization, Columbus, confusion, discovery, european exploration, Exploration, History, hopeless explorer, indigenous people, Journey, Lost, LostInCraftyLand, new world, pre-Columbian, realization, stranded, Uncharted Lands, unknown territory

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Emeralds Found:	2562
Star Shards Collected:	83	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Animals Bred:	63
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Yo, imagine you’re like a lost explorer back in the day before Columbus even knew what a boat was. You stumble upon this epic Minecraft server and you’re like “woah, this is the new world, bro!” Join us on this server and embark on a journey crazier than a squirrel on caffeine. Build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with some virtual friends. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a leprechaun on payday. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the land of pixels and creepers!

PubertyPoundCraft

acceleration, age of puberty, Childhood, childhood development, early puberty, First period, Genes, genetic factors, genetic influence, genetic research, genetic study, Girls, indirect, influence, largest study, Links, new study, puberty timing, PubertyPoundCraft, risk factor, weight gain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ores Mined:	4431

join dis crazy minecraft server if u wanna be part of da largest ever genetic study of age of puberty in girls!!! we be lookin at genes dat can make u get ur period early by makin u gain weight faster in childhood. it’s like magic but with genes and periods and stuff. come join us and be part of dis wild study, who knows what we’ll discover next! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for all da early bloomers out there. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da fun!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christianity, discrimination, Faggots, gay community, Gay Rights, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Religion, religious beliefs, religious tolerance, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you laughing until you cry? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. Our server is run by a team of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the time of your life.

We have a special “Flying Pig” event where pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, dropping loot for players to collect. And don’t even get us started on our “Zombie Disco” parties, where the undead bust out their best dance moves to electronic music.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

FeelThis Minecraft Server

collaboration, Communication, Community, Competition, Connection, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, feel, FeelThis, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, other players, other players for this feel, Players, role playing, Server, shared experience, Social Interaction, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5625	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	296	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!