queers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Queers and Creepers – No Tranny Faggots Allowed!

4chan, Allowed, Bigotry, Crafty, CREEPERS, cyber safety, cyber threats, cyberbullying, discrimination, exclusion, Faggots, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, offensive language, online communities, online extremism, online harassment, prejudice, queers, social media, toxic behavior, tranny, Transphobia

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Enchantments Applied:	234
Farms Harvested:	641	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even teach you how to ride a flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja llamas and beware of the evil potato king who rules the land. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Queers: The Ultimate Writing Minecraft Server #303

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	532	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a server full of crazy adventures, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers with diamond swords. Build your own castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a spectacular fireworks display!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Dance the night away with these explosive creatures and maybe even learn a thing or two about redstone engineering.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and prankster Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Crafty Queers Server

bus, close, coomer, Crafty, Distance, fag, Femboy, femdom, Friends, Heat, hentai, Latino, loved, Move, queers, Safe, School, Server, shame, sissy, sped ed school, spend time, Trouble, walk together, wank

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	112	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sped ed school shenanigans? Join us and meet a 15 or 16-year-old Latino dude who will become your best friend! Get ready for some crazy escapades as you try to avoid getting in trouble with the teachers.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of bus rides where you can say goodbye to your crush without sitting next to them. And don’t forget about exploring your femboy side by wearing your mom’s clothes (just make sure not to get any cum on them)!

As you journey through our server, you’ll discover new kinks like femdom and sissy shit that will make you question your life choices. And who knows, you might even find yourself getting hot and bothered by hentai directed towards women!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little shameful along the way!

Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

anger, Bigotry, Bullied, Bullies, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, forever.., Harassment, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, hurtful, injustice, intolerance, LGBTQ, negative emotions, Pain, queers, Revenge, room, Torment, TOXIC, Trash, Trauma, United

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	851442
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

acceptance, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, equality, fag, Hate Speech, have you ever been a fag, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Marginalized, prejudice, queers, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Crafty Queers: Where the Gay Bars in DC Are Always Poppin’!

Bars, Covid-19, COVID-19 impact, Crafty, dc, Empty, Gay, Gay bars, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ nightlife, nightlife, nightlife culture, nightlife industry, nightlife scene, pandemic, poppin, queer community, queers, restrictions, social distancing, social gatherings, washington dc, Washington DC bars

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our friendly staff members will guide you through the chaos and help you survive. Plus, did we mention that all the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all experts in potion brewing. Want a potion that turns you into a unicorn? They’ve got you covered. How about a potion that makes you fly like a bird? No problem!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken while wielding a sword made of diamonds. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare for a journey like no other.

Village Troublemaker Minecraft SMP

Anime, Avatar, Curious, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet celebrity, japanese, Kys, Live, Minecraft, ONLINE, Personality, pic, smp, Streamer, streaming, Technology, troublemaker, Village, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber, Watching

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more chaos and entertainment than you could ever imagine!

Join us if you’d rather KYS than watch the VTuber who is always getting stuck in blocks and accidentally setting their house on fire (we won’t name names, but here’s a pic for reference).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who flies around the server causing mischief and stealing everyone’s diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage quitting. Who needs boring old VTubers when you can have all this excitement in one Minecraft server?

BirthdayBlunder Minecraft Server

#generous, 12 years together, 35-year-old female, 39 year-old female, across the country, AITAH, Attention, birthday cake, birthday gift, BirthdayBlunder, BIRTHDAYS, CANCELLED, Celebrated, CELEBRATIONS, Confused, different upbringing, experiences, family, Game, gift giving, Gifts, good grades, Graduation, GRAND, holidays, Kids, Listen, mad, Minecraft, need to feel good, NY trip, praised, Ruining, sad, Server, small dinner, small party, Special, Trips, two children, UNCOMFORTABLE, weekend away, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Divine Spears Created:	29	Star Shards Collected:	159
Farms Harvested:	992	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of your spouse not understanding your birthday wishes? Do you want to avoid surprise trips to NYC when all you wanted was a small family dinner? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays in the most outrageous ways possible!

Instead of surprise trips, we’ll surprise you with epic in-game parties, fireworks, and virtual cake that never runs out! Say goodbye to unwanted gifts and hello to a community that truly understands your birthday desires.

Join now and let us show you how birthdays should be celebrated – in a way that actually makes you happy! Who needs a trip to NYC when you can have a virtual birthday bash with us? Don’t miss out on the craziest birthday celebrations in Minecraft history!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

addiction, Boundaries, childcare arrangements, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, generational differences, grandparent-grandchild relationship, Guilt, Manipulation, medication, MommyMinecraftDaycare, mother-daughter relationship, parenting challenges, seeking support, self-care, Therapy, toxic behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2288
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and leave all your toxic relationships behind, just like this player’s mom should leave her behind.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone pulling your hair or giving you the silent treatment. And if you ever need childcare for your virtual baby, we’ve got you covered with friendly villagers who won’t throw it in your face that they’re not getting compensated.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Let’s block out the negativity and craft some fun memories together!

HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP

comfort, comfort food, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, Feel-Good, Food, guilty pleasure, Happy, HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP, Indulgent, joy, mood booster, Mood lifter, Nourishing, satisfying, satisfying meal, soul food, Tasty, Treats, yummy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs drop bacon and the cows give you milkshakes? Well, look no further because our server is a food lover’s paradise! We have a secret recipe for enchanted golden apples that will give you infinite hunger and make you the ultimate foodie in the game. So come join us and satisfy your cravings for delicious treats while building epic structures and battling mobs with your food-powered weapons. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this culinary adventure!

BlockyBedDisappointment

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Tiny Brain Big Deal

big, big deal, Brain, brain analysis, brain complexity, brain function, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, brain study, Cognitive science, Deal, diagram, fruit fly, insect brain, neural pathways, neurology, neuroscience, neuroscience technology, research innovation, scientific breakthrough, Tiny, Tiny brain, transform neuroscience

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Votes:	2541	Void Armor Forged:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3230	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Starlet Craft Minecraft Server

adult content, Aly J, brand partnerships, celebrity endorsements, Content Creation, Craft, Digital Marketing, influencer marketing, instagram, Jordyn Jones, Minecraft, monetization, Online platforms, online presence, onlyfans, paid posts, Server, social media influencers, social media marketing, social media strategy, Starlet, starlets, tiktok, young celebrities, Young Entrepreneurs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted sword. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like random unicorn sightings, giant chicken races, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers, sip on virtual potions, and ride on flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that Aly J herself might make a special appearance as a pixelated version of her 18-year-old self. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I can smell an OF coming” (whatever that means). See you in the virtual world!

Valve’s Louis Love Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Censorship, community standards, controversy, discrimination, Ethics, gaming industry, Louis, love, Minecraft, multiplayer, offensive language, online gaming, online harassment, player behavior, racial slurs, racism, smp, social responsibility, toxic behavior, valve, Valves, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchantments Applied:	155	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of a world where Valve is actually a mischievous player who loves to stir up drama by calling Louis all sorts of ridiculous racial slurs! Will Louis ever get his revenge? Will Valve ever learn his lesson? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the epic showdowns and hilarious banter that ensue. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Best Friend, career, cosmetology school, Driving, EMT classes, Europe, Expectations, financial concerns, financial support, future prospects, groceries, License, License2Craft, living situation, Minecraft, Moving, piercings, Rent, RIDES, roommate, Server, tough love

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring roommates who don’t have any ambition? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the drama of real life roommates who don’t even want to get a driver’s license or have a career.

On our server, we encourage all players to strive for greatness and reach their full potential. We even offer virtual EMT classes (without the need to remove your piercings) and opportunities for career growth. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you won’t have to worry about asking for handouts or spending all your virtual money on ubers.

So come join us and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who needs a license when you can ride a virtual horse to your virtual job? Don’t be an NPC in real life, join our Minecraft server and level up your life!

IceCreamBanterCraft

Argument, Communication, Conflict, credit card, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family struggles, finances, humor, husband, ice cream, IceCreamBanterCraft, JOKE, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, preschool, reconciliation, relationship, Tension

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!