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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

beer me, claim waifu, enjoy your day, entrance, free seat in hell, lewds, lurkers get stoned, Minecraft, no sleep edition, Palace, PIXEL, post waifu, rp, Server, swiper don’t swipe, Trips, waifu, Water

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoTrespassingZone

boundary dispute, boundary disputes, fence issues, land clearing, land ownership, neighbor conflict, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, neighbor disputes, neighbor issues, NoTrespassingZone, property boundaries, property disputes, property lines, property maintenance, property rights

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1136	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4765
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

CraftyHacksMC

advice, clever tips, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, everyday solutions, Hacks, innovative ideas, life hack, life improvement, Life skills, organization, practical, problem solving, productivity, smart solutions, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, useful hacks

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Farms Harvested:	615
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	1974

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

antiquated, bygone era, classic, couldnt, Discontinued, historical, impossible now, Minecraft, no longer relevant, Nostalgia, not possible today, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, outdated practices, outmoded, past, Retro, smp, Throwback, Today, Traditional, vintage, yesteryear

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	9654	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

BlockBusterJoy

BlockBusterJoy, books, Classics, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, games, go to, happy place, Heartwarming, mood booster, movies, never tire, Nostalgia, Reliable, Rewatchable, soothing, Timeless, Uplifting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

370M, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, children, education, empowerment, gals, gender-based violence, Girls, global issue, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, PixelPervs, Prevention, Protection, Resources, sexual violence, statistics, Support, survivors, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8726	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

banner, Business, comfort, Cozy, Free Time, improve, Lazy, Minecraft, NecoMC, new, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crops Grown:	1790	Potions Brewed:	65
Secret Passages Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8120	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

mc.necomc.com