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MommyMineBondingWeek

bonding time, family bonding, family dynamics, family involvement, family relationships, Family Support, first born, grandbaby, help with baby, husband and wife, MommyMineBondingWeek, mother-in-law, new baby, new dad, new family, new mom, new parents, newborn care, parenting decisions, postpartum, support system

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	131	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like deciding whether to let your mom help out with the new baby or risk upsetting your husband. Will you choose family harmony or stand your ground for some peace and quiet? The choice is yours!

Plus, on our server, you can create your own crazy stories and scenarios that will make you forget all about real life drama. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let your imagination run wild!

So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities and hilarious situations?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	393852	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Votes:	9879	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4391
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!