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Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

Actual, coping mechanisms, Country, delusions, Diagnosis, environmental factors, genetics, Hallucinations, healthcare system, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, PARANOIA, people, Psychiatry, Psychology, Psychosis, schizophrenia, schizophrenics, smp, social isolation, societal stress, stigma, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

DebateCraft: Kids Edition

AUTHORITY, Challenges, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, control, Court, critical thinking, DebateCraft, Decision making, disagreements, Edition, family dynamics, Kids, Négotiation, Parenting styles, problem solving, Respect, Skills, teaching, Threats, undermining

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

FriendshipCraft SMP

Communication, digital connections, digital relationships, FriendshipCraft, FRIENDSHIPS, internet relationships, online communication, online friendships, online interactions, relationships, smp, social behavior, Social Connections, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual communities

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magic Items Found:	4819
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

CraftyLaughter

best part of day, bright moments, CraftyLaughter, daily blessings, daily happiness, daily highlights, daily joys, favorite part of day, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness in little things, happy moments, joy, memorable moments, moments of joy, positive moments, positivity, simple pleasures, Small victories, Today

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

CraftyCommiesMC

Advanced, aerospace, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense industry, fighter jet, Geopolitical, HALTED, Military, Military Aircraft, military capabilities, production, russia, Russian, sanctions impact, Su-57, Technology, WARFARE, Western sanctions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	9151

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Plastic Baby Boom Server

aerosolized plastics, baby, boom, brain tissue, control group, environmental pollution, exposure in the womb, health risks, heart tissue, kidney tissue, liver tissue, lung tissue, microplastics, MOTHERS, nanoplastics, newborn tissue, Offspring, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic ingestion, Pregnancy, Rats, Server, study

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mines Excavated:	4732	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	117	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

/MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

Absolute Doom, afk strategy, battle royale, Bird Call Emote, Chaos, chapter 5, creeper, Day of Doom, Doctor Doom, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Inferno Island, karol g, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, Lost Isles, Marvel Hero, MAYHEM, Mining, Mission Alerts, Polus, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP, smp, v-bucks

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	650790
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1754	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	4927

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!